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@reality0628 @ChefGruel

@ChefGruel Cute story but you can’t wear a military uniform outside of base - have a family member in the marines.

We have a baked potato and side salad combo on the menu for this purpose because it happens so often.

My basic principle is: If you’re an adult, have whatever lifestyle you want, under the law. Just don’t force me to fund it, celebrate it, consent to it, participate in it, learn about it, or take the consequences for it.

Clarence Thomas every time he hears Ketanji Brown Jackson speak 😭

“We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” Godspeed, Artemis II.

Cackled instagram.com/reel/DWmsm_GkX…

@gibson_pat24982 @mplpodcast305 @Delta Why wasn’t he bitchin’ about it being put back in carrier then? And just couldn’t be “between” them?

@mplpodcast305 @Delta You’re not allowed to take them out of the carriers, sadly, which does suck. But a good crew doesn’t SEE infractions by staying away from them. They shouldn’t play Karen without anyone actually complaining to them. This dog looks quieter than a whiner wanting to be held.

What an unpleasant experience flying @Delta every single one of your crew members was extremely rude and disrespectful, especially this little meatball that screamed at the couple behind me over their 5lb puppy being in the middle of both of them. “This is the last time I’ll tell you!!! Put the dog on top of you”— we all looked up and behind us wondering why he was so upset. Not to mention the other crew members that didn’t even want to be bothered when you asked for water or coffee. I’ll stick to American Airlines next time.

looking into membership at the local ceramics studio and they have this on their page. I just don't understand how anyone looks around at the modern world and thinks "yep, hellscape's the first word that comes to mind." you guys are doing pottery for fun. you have so much free time that you're spending afternoons just making little pots for decoration. life is so easy that you could actually buy a totally functional pot for like 1/10th the cost of making it yourself, and someone would deliver it to your doorstep tomorrow. if you think this is hell I invite you to learn a little more about life in other parts of the world and other moments in history.

@end3of6days9 Oh man; i just love Phil Wickham. God bless them all.

Jimmy Darts walks up to a pastor and tells him he hasn’t eaten in days and is really struggling. The pastor immediately stops everything, prays over him with total sincerity, offers food and shelter, and shows genuine kindness — no questions asked. Then Jimmy drops the twist: it was all a test of character. He hands the pastor $500 cash on the spot. But the surprises aren’t over yet… because Christian singer Phil Wickham walks up and adds another $5,000. Who do you think showed the greatest act of kindness here — the pastor, Jimmy, or Phil Wickham? I’m going with the pastor ❤️

@bethanyshondark My son wanted to kill me for asking him to take a shower - TWO DAYS - in a row. “I don’t need to take a shower every day. I’m tired of it”. Your BO tells me differently, kid. 😵‍💫

RIP Bethany Mandel. Killed by her preteen son after she informed him she’s signed him up for a Latin class next school year.

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

On this #TransDayOfVisibility let’s remember these people from the Tumbler Ridge school shooting who are no longer visible because of this ideology.

@JaeHasABlackJob Tolerance to opiates is a thing. You taking one on a Tuesday once is going to be a much different effect than him taking one after taking opiates for 10 years. Not condoning his actions at all but it’s a difference tolerance.

Tiger Woods was driving while on Dilaudid??? I was given that the night before my surgery, and the surgeon even told me "you might forget to breath". Yet he was out driving while on it.

@Mariners Don’t get greedy now fans; TEN games outta what 160+ … that’s so generous. 🥸

We’re excited to announce that we’ve partnered with NBC affiliate KING 5 to televise 10 regular season games free over-the-air! All ten games will still be available via streaming, cable and satellite on Mariners TV. 🔗 Mariners.com/Watch

@PuckSports @Mariners @MLB

So dumb that you pay $100 or $130 for the @Mariners @MLB package and the fourth game into the season you can't watch your baseball team play. Just a great job all the way around.

Dressing up in a “Handmaid” costume while voting in Muslim leaders is a demonstration of actual retardation. 👏

@SavvyAsF Me to, bebe, me too

Had to tell him Max Fried was no longer on the team.. it didn't go well

No KINGS!!! Their reign in power controlling America… Chuck Grassley: 51+ years Chuck Schumer: 45+ years Mitch McConnell: 41+ years Nancy Pelosi: 39+ years Maxine Waters: 35+ years Bernie Sanders: 35+ years Etc Trump: 5 years and 3 months But Donald Trump is a King? Scam.

I’d rather ride shotgun with Tiger Woods on a 12-hour drive than do 12 seconds at a “No Kings” protest.

If there’s any empty box, chances are it won’t be for long #caturday

@farmingandJesus They just gather her out of the crypt every morning?

Look, she really loves Lida and I love that for them but Lida looks like she survived a nuclear holocaust and she’s resisting the angels who’ve been trying to take her to doggy heaven for the past 52 years.