William Shaton

@PatMcAfeeShow Just as sure as me looking at you when I wiggle the hog#hot

Ekeler anytime Tud is as sure as shit innit?

@StanManBuck @barstoolsports I wish my wife had melons like those

@barstoolsports Nice set of hooters you got there… the owls, they’re magnificent.

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@BleacherReport He just knows how to put it in the hole

Ja's just having fun out there 😂 twitter.com/BleacherReport…

@illinisports06 @SoCalBallNerd JJ should jerked of Russell a lot more to help him out

@SoCalBallNerd Jerry Jeudy, he’s had some solid games don’t get me wrong, but I though with Russ behind center he would be a great WR1 in Denver. I mean it all made sense. Not a lot of people expected Russ to be this bad though Lmao

Who is the NFL Fantasy Player that let you down the MOST in 2022???

@NjTank99 I’m pretty hard

I hope Hard Rock is full of Jets fans next week or half empty and they boo the fuck out of the Dolphins

@barstoolsports When he flicks my flea🫦

When flea flickers work, they’re beautiful twitter.com/FTBeard7/statu…

@Billyhottakes @PFTCommenter I fucj dogs

@PFTCommenter Ur not man enough for a Caucasian shepherd

Basicaly all of them but my current big 4 are

@PatMcAfeeShow @TaylorLewan77 I always ask for a chain around my neck but I always get rope#

"GIVE ME THE CHAIN" 😂😂 @TaylorLewan77 #PMSCFBESPN2

@hen_ease You swing make me think when I used to ham wank

Tempo town population me

@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente I had a emergency when my asshole was inside out

Emergency press conference. @stoolpresidente’s thoughts as Michigan trails by 15 at half

@queertalk_ @spencooper @mufseen @lovequeers Well what if I’m a trans tho

@ShatonWilliam @spencooper @mufseen @lovequeers 💯 queer! The clue is in the name!

Join @spencooper & @mufseen for our Queer Talk finale! Joined by some old friends we look back on 2022 and our sensational Queer Talk journey and we hope to take that sentiment into the new year as @queertalk_ sadly goes on a hiatus. Until next time, Byyeee! 💜

@queertalk_ @spencooper @mufseen @lovequeers Well I wanna know before tho I don’t wanna waste my time with straight stuff

@ShatonWilliam @spencooper @mufseen @lovequeers Have a listen and let us know ✨

@TonyG916 @JustFans22 Nah he’ll end up being my cum tribute

@genderoftheday I had a troop of grasshoppers in my ass today cause of my kink

The gender of the day is a troop of grasshoppers.

@AriesKadmon Get drunk then you’ll be betrer

@AdamSchefter Rub him out really good

Bengals’ TE Hayden Hurst, who has missed time due to a calf injury, is off Cincinnati’s injury report and good to go Monday night vs. the Bills.

@barstoolsports That’s what the orgy looked like when I told everyone I had Gay homie syndrome

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@timothy_hix @JustFans22 @patrickpucci2 @PartainMarci You’re opinion doesn’t matter since your a cowboys fan #RollTide

@patrickpucci2 @PartainMarci @JustFans22 I'm a die hard Cowboys and I completely agree with this. No shade at Witt dude is a future HOF. But Kelce might be the best to ever do it

@Chiefs @bykevinclark Is Jackson mahomes single?

“Patrick Mahomes is at the peak of his powers right now, and it’s amazing to see.” @bykevinclark is a big fan of QB1 ⏰