Shaun 🔴

@jj_bull @TomTheBomb9 Scotland should win their group for this alone.

I’ve made Scotland a World Cup song

@christopherhope @GBNEWS After an early lunch no doubt. They will rally so anything they can to not do the jobs they are paid for.

BREAKING All of the Reform UK MPs have just walked out of PMQs. Watch now on @GBNEWS.

@drdavidbull Imagine being this overconfident that you feel able to talk such absolute nonsense to a room of people.

Zack Polanski is utterly bonkers. You cannot trust him and the Green Party to turn things around. ❌

@SkySportsNews Oh go on, give him a go @SpursOfficial

🗣️"I will keep them in the Premier League!" Tim Sherwood says that he would help Tottenham Hotspur avoid relegation if he were called in to manage the club.

@gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC If we get to any other finals he has to drop him.

Dropping Kepa for the Carabao Cup final would have been an utterly ruthless piece of management. It would have been cold, hard-headed and brutally pragmatic. Which is why it seems odd that Mikel Arteta didn’t do it. Column for @TheAthleticFC ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71393…

@TheSpursWatch Have you actually looked at your fan base? You lot deserve each other.

Fuck these players. Worst group of footballers I’ve ever seen. They don’t deserve this fanbase.

Watching him go to City or Chelsea would be painful

@_JC1971 Scotland should have voted leave.

@Eyeswideopen69 Truly depressing. The amount of farms/fisherman here who were sold a credit pipe dream. Literally haven't learnt anything.

There is something very sad about the region which lost the most to Brexit choosing to vote for a party that is exclusively run by those who inflicted it on them. Lemmings that simply can’t help themselves.

Am I deranged or is anyone else less nervous for this final than you are for every Premier League game?

@_Mac_lfc @TomTheBomb9

Slot subbing on Ngumoha whenever we're losing

@TheRealJamieKay They are trying really hard to protect their grift and not get real jobs. Also, why the fuck is one of them wearing a cowboy hat?

Just the usual ‘Raise the Colours’ brigade intimidating a woman who dared challenge their flag-hoisting shenanigans. Protectors of women only when it suits their racist agenda, it seems.

@TheArsenalMind Sanchez on the left. No question.

If you could add one in their absolute prime to the current Arsenal squad, who is it?

@ElliotPinto1984 @5tevieM @AdsmKelly I think this will be a big contributor if it doesn't do well (I'm hoping it does well enough that C4 pick it up) tbh with modern viewing patterns the real indicator of success will be how many views it gets on YouTube, X etc.

@5tevieM @AdsmKelly It should be on ITV or C4. There is zero point launching it on a channel nobody watches.

A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows

@now_arsenaI I think we'll play Kepa.

Pep Guardiola confirms James Trafford will start for Man City against Arsenal in the Carabao Cup final over Gianluigi Donnarumma.

@GBNEWS Those that don't work have plenty of time to go to your shitty conferences.

'You need a haircut mate... go back to work!' Reform UK leader Nigel Farage shouts down a protestor at a political event in Scotland.

@RobertJenrick Bleak, dystopian. Populist bilge.

Labour MPs don’t want you to enter our draw to pay your bills for a year. It would be a shame if you did👇 nigelcutmybills.com

@iamtomskinner Novel idea, maybe go and do some actual research before you post about something that you clearly know absolutely nothing about.

I’d like to know all your opinions in the comments? I’ve just paid £1.70 a litre for diesel. Why are we not opening up our gas and oil field in the North Sea? Surely by opening these and sourcing from our own reserves, we will bring our prices of fuel down, energy costs down, create jobs, bring revenue and tax into the UK economy that can be spent on the roads, the NHS, UK services and schools. We continue to source our fuel from abroad and it makes no sense to me! We should be backing our UK manufacturing and not let it go abroad! We live in very uncertain times especially what’s going on in the Middle East. Love to hear your opinion, let’s back Britain 🇬🇧 - Bosh ❤️

@PotnoodIefringe What episode of the league of gentleman is this form?

FUCKING HELL

@TomTheBomb9 @BBCMOTD @5liveSport Annoyed he's going to miss when they play city tbh

@BBCMOTD @5liveSport @ShaunWAT that new deal injury

Reece James is set for a spell on the sidelines 🤕 The Chelsea defender has picked up a hamstring injury which Liam Rosenior has said "could be" quite serious.