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@cluedont

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

Katılım Haziran 2010
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cluedont@cluedont·
I just let out three cars in traffic, then stopped so a woman and her children could cross the road. Pretty sure that means I've now got an OBE.
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cluedont@cluedont·
The first person to moan about the warm weather will be struck in and around the face with a selection of Magnums.
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Raven@Ravenismeee·
You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?
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cluedont@cluedont·
As if Piers Morgan wasn't insufferable enough.
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cluedont@cluedont·
What are birds doing? 'Oh I'm just going to fly over there'. What for? I don't buy it.
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cluedont@cluedont·
@CFCDaily I haven't been since that game, but I'm going today so I'm looking forward to finding out if it really is my attendance that makes the difference.
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CFCDaily@CFCDaily·
STAT: Chelsea haven’t won at home in the Premier League since the win over West Ham in January
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cluedont@cluedont·
We had to say goodbye to Monkey last week after 17 years. He wasn't expected to make it to one due to severe epilepsy but he kept on surprising everyone. With me in four different homes and two different countries. Quirky, beautiful, and full of nothing but love. Sleep well, Mr.
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cluedont@cluedont·
Anyone know if the Strait of Hormuz is open? Someone on my local Facebook community group is asking.
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cluedont@cluedont·
@hjsedits All you need to do is say 'Hoo ha' quickly and it's pretty much nailed.
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Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
I just an incredibly intense premonition as I walked through Central Park in New York: of Arsenal beating City on Sunday, 1-0, with a header by Gabriel from a disputed 98th minute corner.
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👽@awwheyuu·
Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time
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cluedont@cluedont·
They 100% want you to let the duck in.
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