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Black Friday or Black Eye Friday? 😂 Are you fatigued yet? A pack of “hyper” teens turned the mall into a live blooper reel. Shiny marble floors said “absolutely not.” Red pants dude ate the ground so hard his ancestors felt it. Another legend tried a spin-kick flex and became a human hockey puck…welcome to the “never living this down” hall of fame. Phones out, zero help, pure “this is content” vibes. Security rolled up looking like they lost every bet…that yellow-vest officer was playing stressed-out tag like “I just wanted overtime, not WWE.” One brave clown in an orange shirt tried peacemaking and immediately regretted his whole bloodline. Meanwhile the Christmas tree stood there unbothered like “y’all amateurs… I’ve seen worse.” End result: dignity on backorder, marble floor winning by knockout, tree undefeated. Moral: Never trust slippery floors when the hype is undefeated. What’s funnier — the epic slides or security’s “this is fine” face?

Black Friday or Black Eye Friday? 😂 Are you fatigued yet? A pack of “hyper” teens turned the mall into a live blooper reel. Shiny marble floors said “absolutely not.” Red pants dude ate the ground so hard his ancestors felt it. Another legend tried a spin-kick flex and became a human hockey puck…welcome to the “never living this down” hall of fame. Phones out, zero help, pure “this is content” vibes. Security rolled up looking like they lost every bet…that yellow-vest officer was playing stressed-out tag like “I just wanted overtime, not WWE.” One brave clown in an orange shirt tried peacemaking and immediately regretted his whole bloodline. Meanwhile the Christmas tree stood there unbothered like “y’all amateurs… I’ve seen worse.” End result: dignity on backorder, marble floor winning by knockout, tree undefeated. Moral: Never trust slippery floors when the hype is undefeated. What’s funnier — the epic slides or security’s “this is fine” face?

TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY This trans terrorist shot up a school and kiIIed 6 people

There was another teen takeover in the Hyde Park neighborhood on Chicago's south side last night; several teenagers were arrested.

🚨🚨BREAKING: Black man Ammarin Tunstall, 35, dragged across the pavement like a rag doll by Monroeville PD while unresponsive… then dies in custody hours later. Video shows officers throwing him face-down into the car. Family says he was on his knees, tased & pepper-sprayed multiple times. Tunstall’s body has been released to the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences for an autopsy. A cause of death has not yet been released. Once the SBI investigation is complete, findings will be turned over to the Monroe County District Attorney’s Office.

ATL airport Spirit Airlines gate turns into full Braveheart mode Dozens of passengers going full 'FREEDOM!' with punches, kicks, and hair-pulling over... what, a boarding dispute? They fought like Scots at Stirling, except nobody was yelling for Mel Gibson. Police showed up fashionably late as usual.