Shawan

@us_troller @hinduleft @Being_Humor @ridewithalii

@Shawan_J @hinduleft @Being_Humor What's his ig profile? Send me link I'll check

It was a love marriage where Husband Shahid Ali 6th pass and wife Surbhi was BSc + MBA Marketing manager. Shahid Ali hated Surbhi.. 😣

@ESPNcricinfo Nonsense, World cup is so far ahead. Can’t he hop onto a different flight. What is this joke!

Shimron Hetmyer has been dropped from West Indies' squad for the #T20WorldCup after missing his flight to Australia. Shamarh Brooks has been selected as his replacement

@kushansarkar Umran Malik incoming

Watch out this space 😃

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ The feeling of doing suicide v/s actual attempting it is the real difference. Many many people get the 1st one and later forget about it but only some of them proceed towards attempting. Within the first suicide episode, a person tries 25 times on average to get it right.

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ It is not necessary that a person who attempted suicide earlier in their life would attempt again anytime in future with high probability. Depression and Anxiety driven thoughts can be alleviated with SSRIs or SNRIs.

At a student hostel in Kota. Guess the reason?

@wholemars @elonmusk @RenataKonkoly Exactly, Tell him to get that scammy FSD work. Elon has tanked Tesla. Tesla brand is now a joke

@elonmusk @RenataKonkoly Love that you care, but this is a highly contentious issue and any compromise solution is going to be offensive. Selfishly your $TSLA shareholders would rather see you being CEO & executing rather than trying to tweet us to world peace

Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine

@elonmusk Outcome of this conflict is Tesla will be exposed to the world. Fake FSD!

Also worth noting that a possible, albeit unlikely, outcome from this conflict is nuclear war

Ukraine-Russia Peace: - Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people. - Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake). - Water supply to Crimea assured. - Ukraine remains neutral.

Make this guy irrelevant.

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ Educating about suicide or university wide 24x7 suicide helpline definitely helps and that should be bare minimum for any such university imo

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ The point here was - The fan is too lightweight to carry out a suicide but can invoke the sensor to identify if someone actively attempted a suicide. I agree (& that was my point in main tweet as well) that there r other alternatives to do suicide but that was a separate topic

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ bruh, This is very easy. Do you know hotels have smoke detector sensors and fire alarm sensors in the room? They can directly tell the control room which exact room are they enabled. This is not some big tech.

@Shawan_J @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ Sensor? We are not in 2200

@rajeevMP_ Marna hi tha toh usko churo daal ke phir atmahatya kar leti. 😕

Another case of love jihad in Bhopal & d same sad ending.. A girl named pooja committed suicide after knowing that his husband who introduced him to her as Bablu is Aadil khan in real & after getting married he used to beat her daily to convert to !slam.

@avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ There are more ways to die if someone really wants to die though. Although they can put a sensor which alerts some team 24x7 in case a fan comes down so they can run to that room and ensure the person doesn’t attempt any other way to die

@GitaSKapoor_ I read somewhere that they have fitter fans that just give away when weight beyond 5 kgs weigh it down

@CricCrazyJohns chahar is bhuvi replacement. Don’t bring in him please. Shami the run machine is fine

Mohammad Shami or Deepak Chahar set to replace Jasprit Bumrah in the T20 World Cup team. (Source - Revsportz)

Play 14 games in IPL -> Get Injured before 2022 T20 WC -> Recover -> Play 14 games in IPL -> Get Injured for 2023 WC Jasprit Bumrah kinda L

@BCCI Shameless Bumrah will now play all of the IPL games

NEWS - Jasprit Bumrah ruled out of ICC Men’s T20 World Cup 2022. More details here - bcci.tv/articles/2022/… #TeamIndia

@icelandcricket Pakistan, South Africa, Australia, England (If Harshal Patel plays) Pakistan, India, Australia, England (If Harshal Fraud Patel doesn’t play)

So rather than predicting the winners, who will be the four semi-finalists in the forthcoming T20 WC?

@Samudragupta091 @tweetraaj2 @Being_Humor Exactly, by the time he’d get any girlfriend. She would have been atleast railed by 5 boys in the past.

@tweetraaj2 @Being_Humor Tumne sara time padhai me lagaya or isne laundiyabaji me ,tum samaj me respect paoge wo jahalat

@vivek_tcs @hinduleft @Being_Humor Exactly, When she fell in love she was 16. At that time, there is no hypergamy involved. By the time the decision to marry came, she was already too invested in him to retract out of the relationship.

@hinduleft @Shawan_J @Being_Humor Khopdi h tere mein ? When they met she was 16 ... MBA ho gyi hogi ? Gjab chutiye log h bc