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Shawn Carter

@ShawnCarters

Second Husband. Video/Audio editor. Founder of UnScene Comedy. Writer. Jokester. Former Bostonian moved to Eastern TN. He/Him

Tennessee, USA Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Shawn Carter@ShawnCarters·
Does the movie Airheads exist or was that a fever dream? Can't find it on any streaming service.
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Saw a couple so ugly getting a caricature drawn that the artist actually made then look better!
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Nightmare fuel
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Chloé Cunha@ChloeCunha·
Omg I had this AND volume 2
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Oof, the heart burns for this.
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I will never understand people that see you walking along the sidewalk with a baby and think "No, I cannot wait until this baby passes me to light up this cigarette."
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Of course as soon as my wife goes away for a weekend I am immediately met with temptation.
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Joe Zimmerman@joezimmerman·
Is everyone familiar with "Edward 40-hands", or was that regional to West Virginia?
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The Morning Show is like 30 Rock meets Game of Thrones.
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Wake me up when there's a crêpe challenge. I still might fall halfway through but I will do so with a smile on my face.
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Tomorrow is the anniversary of my first failed marriage and I just can't wait for the Facebook memories from that tragic wedding.
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Josh Gondelman
Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
Not to brag, but I look so much like the guy on this jar of salsa that the company sent me a bunch of salsa!
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Reading a thread where half the people on the internet are unfamiliar with PEMDAS is extremely my shit.
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Jim Mainey
Jim Mainey@JimDontTweet·
@FaeRosemary Fear Factory, System of A Down, Nothingface and Shadows Fall. Broke my ankle in the pit. Kept going anyway. Best. Show. Ever.
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Shawn Carter@ShawnCarters·
Things this baby would like to do: Pull the dogs tail Put her mouth on the cable outlet Yell at me Pull every book of the book shelf Let me read none of them to her Yell at me Eat the dogs food Throw her food Yell at me Put the door stop spring in her mouth Pull the dogs tail
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