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@JoshuaHowsam Cease and desist. My legal humor.

This has to be Cease's last batter

@JoshuaHowsam What did Gibby used to say? You can’t walk the world.

Just way too many walks being issued by Corbin and now Macko

@JoshuaHowsam PVNL

Thankfully the best player in baseball, Post-Vertigo Nathan Lukes, picked up Okamoto.

@DMFox705 but he has no options left, so won't he have to be big league roster?

@davidcarr333 @HawkeyeMikeB That is ridiculous. He made the right call when to bring in Varland. Hoffman was awful. That is on Hoffman.

@HawkeyeMikeB @ShawnLP This is on Schneider. Terrible

Why is Varland not closing??

@Damon98_ In fairness, they are at least hitting the ball hard.

Trevor Rogers is utterly terrible and this Blue Jays offence has made 9 outs on 27 pitches.

@JeffMarek Just terrible news. Years ago I played in the Baycrest charity tournament and he was the player assigned to the team. We played three games and he was such a lovely guy. My condolences to his family.

Claude Lemieux died by suicide. There is no shame there. Only tragedy. Condolences to his family, friends, clients and the entire hockey world.

@JoshuaHowsam Yes, but the trade off is the Rays losing 5 in a row. I will take that trade off.

Not loving the Jays heading into Baltimore for four while they're playing so well, especially with a Corbin start and a "?!!!!" start in there. I've come to trust the Miles bulk games.

@JoshuaHowsam Nobody on the pitching staff can field. It’s crazy.

For fucks sakes, Varland. That was a guaranteed double play

@JoshuaHowsam @RobSilver And to play what position? Second?

@RobSilver Nope. Not with that contract

If the Mets call the Blue Jays in a month and offer to trade them Bo Bichette back for nothing - Jays take on the contract and give the Mets an A ball reliever - do you think the Jays say yes?

@dilanesper Out of curiosity, how many Dylan albums have you listened to in their entirety?

Bob Dylan, who turns 85 today, is a fine lyricist, put out a few very decent records, and is one of the worst singers ever to hit the top 5. The Byrds got to number 1 with Mr. Tambourine Man (a good song!) because he couldn't sing and they could.

@JGoldberg12 great reference. Times new roman.

Wilmer Font walked so Spencer Miles could run 🫡

@brockscrocs @JoshuaHowsam I mean he is batting like 500 over the past 6 games....

@JoshuaHowsam varsho swings at the same high ball every single game, without fail. he’s made zero adjustment and it’s been the entire season

I don't know what's to be done about the Jays constantly swinging at pitches clearly out of the zone, but it's a big problem.

@JoshuaHowsam They are all chuckers right now. But I feel like the additions of Lukes and Kirk will make a big difference....

@polanskydj Of war and peace, the truth just twists, its curfew gull just glides….

I went home with the waitress / the way I always do

@AveryChenier not sure. Double header with only one real starter is not great.

Have to count this as a Jays win if the game gets banged

@Bennett_F7 And would have followed with the Vladdy double play.

@JoshuaHowsam It was between him and Hoffman. No great options.

I have no idea why Yariel was used for the heart of the order

@RealPaulRoss I was listening to the audio and was so confused!

DOES THIS GUY NOT REALIZE ANDRES WAS BATTING AND NOT ERNIE? Nuke this broadcast