DJ Shazzy Jeff 🧢🍎🦉🗽☮️🟧

@DowdEdward @OrganizationTao Even if they were, how are Iranians even getting into the U.S. with this administration’s Cracker Jack homeland security team? :::eyeroll::::

Nuclear vests are just not a thing.

Trump just had the State Dept send $1.25 billion (with a b) to his "Board of Peace" but Nick Shirley out here talking about daycare fraud. You MAGA people are absolute, motherfucking morons

@dionnewarwick I love this so much. For some reason I have a lot of emotion tied to the memory of my mother singing along to you on the radio (this song) and hearing you sing this always moves me to tears. Some of the best memories of my mom, who passed too young, thank you for giving me this.

Foolish pride

@SketchesbyBoze @spmarx Remember when we couldn’t even use a calculator in class? Yeah, some of us who know things, really know them and don’t rely on being able to Google it to relearn it each time, remember.

They’re trying to eliminate human teachers at a time when less than a third of students can read on a basic level. Students don’t need fancy tech, which has already made learning nearly impossible. We’re spending billions to produce a nation of illiterates.

@Mollyploofkins Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll believe what she’s saying once the draft starts.

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers. “Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.” Replace teachers? With a machine? AI over teachers. That’s the idea. Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes. Sad day!

@JCSpiritrunr @timmytidbits @allenanalysis You’re right, illegal presence is only a civil infraction, I shouldn’t have compared it to a criminal charge like drunk driving.

@Shaz_If @timmytidbits @allenanalysis Has zero to do with illegal aliens; zero. They’ll have their day I court and then be deported. They’ll are not American citizens.

Joe Rogan just said the quiet part out loud: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping someone out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home.

@DougWahl1 @judynor00320887 My thought is that I’m going to avoid flying @Delta whenever possible if they’re spending the money I give them on this BS. My taxes already pay congressional salaries, pensions and per diems, I’m not funding any more of their perks if I don’t have to.

DO YOU SUPPORT DELTA's MOVE? Because of TSA workers not being paid, today Delta Air Lines suspended its special services it had been offering members of congress and their staff. The canceled perks include: Airport escorts Personal "Red Coat" assistants. Your Thoughts?

@JCSpiritrunr @timmytidbits @allenanalysis I will remember that next time I see someone jaywalking with one of their kids…they should BOTH get a ticket. Or, speeding, everyone in the car gets a ticket…caught drunk driving? Sorry, your 17 yr old is losing his license, too.

@Shaz_If @timmytidbits @allenanalysis Yes, you should. And you will be held accountable by the law.

@timmytidbits @JCSpiritrunr @allenanalysis If he’s been living an otherwise lawful life, working, contributing, why not just give him citizenship now? He shouldn’t be blamed for a mistake his parents made.

@Shaz_If @JCSpiritrunr @allenanalysis Why not apply for citizenship? And he can thank his parents for putting him in that situation.

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

Yeah, Trump would've taken out Hitler. To dinner and drinks.

Hmm 🧐

@Matt_Pinner @KingDeLaHoz5 She wouldn’t be my first pick (or 10th) but if she’s somehow the candidate against the GOP? 100% she’s got my vote.

What are the chances you'd vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

@JCSpiritrunr @allenanalysis What kind of idiot compares watching a movie to the actuality of 20 years of a human’s life? Your formative years, growing up, your actual lived experience aren’t entertainment.

I like what one of his guest said when Joe presented this to him, the guest said, “ Ok, let’s say that you sneak into a movie without paying, you buy popcorn, candy and soda… about half way through the show you get caught, will the theater let you stay to finish watching the flic you didn’t pay to watch? ….. No, you get kicked out!” So, let that sink in… 👋

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

@hwinkler4real @Kat03126 And regardless of them using “irregardless”.

Yes

@PolitiBunny You can’t register with any of those without an enhanced real ID (available in only 5 states) or a passport. It is estimated 8 million households do not have Internet, 26-42 million Americans without high speed access. 5.6 million have no bank acct. 17% don’t have credit cards.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@RonFilipkowski I went with Iran and the peace deal, because you don’t state it has to be with this administration, and I think it’s the one thing on your list that will actually happen eventually.

What will happen first?

@kmiller5554 @RealMonkeyCat @cwebbonline If you wouldn’t vote for a millionaire, you are saying you won’t vote for anyone who owns a house in California. I’m almost paycheck to paycheck and I’m a multi-millionaire on paper, between my house (bought for less than $300k yrs ago) and my 401k.

@RealMonkeyCat @cwebbonline I don't trust steyer. I would never vote for a millionaire or billionaire! Never have, never will.

This is why California Democrats are freaking the F out. Chad Bianco is polling number 2 in the latest poll for the governor’s race. Not only has he seized more than 650,000 ballots from last November’s election, he’s an election denier and had ties to the Oath Keepers, which he acknowledged years ago.