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8: Mom, I can't find it! Me: Did you look? 8: It's not there! Me: (looks, and lifts piece of paper covering it) Seriously dude? 8: I didn't see it under there! It was then she realized this was just another step towards her boy becoming a man & she was helpless to stop it.

12 years ago, PSY released ‘Gangnam Style’

Starting your period and being snackless should be a crime.

@fasc1nate She admired the baby and had to go get her own baby awww 🥰 ❤️❤️

@fasc1nate best magic trick ever 🤣

@AutisticCallum_ I don't remember where I heard it, but the phrase "Autistics handle pain better than annoyance" comes to mind

@beetsonbikes I watch Hulu pretty much every day!

I watch the shit outta some Hulu tho

The autistic urge to buy an exact replica of the thing you love when it breaks or runs out, because why try something new when you can enjoy the thing you love again and again?

hate when my toddler says I'm wrong about simple things, like my guy I have 25 years experience and you just called a bird a squirrel but IM WRONG

@Turra_bear I am beyond proud of you! You did a great job.

@InternetH0F A nurse with empathy and loves her job🔥❤

@ScottieBeam If you say the rock in front of the mirror 3 times Dwayne Johnson haunts you

I wanna have an open, honest conversation about PETS having attitudes. Ppl without pets think we be lying about these pets having attitude problems. My cat really will roll her eyes and yell at me when she's mad. Like... They really be on some bs

@smartass_moms As a child who named every one of her stuffed animals (i had a ton)....I was born for this!

The fact my daughter has approximately 96 stuffed animals, and I’m supposed to remember EACH of their names when she asks where they are… that’s a lot of pressure that I didn’t sign up for.

“My head hurts, but like inside.” ~9, discovering headaches

This is called the Palmar Grasp Reflex. It’s something we evolved via evolution. Humans are apart of the Great Apes family and just like all other great apes it’s imperative that the babies were able to grasp their parents fur (tightly) while traveling or as their parents would forage for food. (You’ll notice this same reflex happens with their toes)

PLEASEEEEEEEE MY DAD REALLY SAID THOUGHTS AND CHAIRS

Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary, Edward and Bella Cullen. (August 13, 2006)

the hold this photoshoot has over me since 2008