David-O!

Immortal, until proven otherwise. 🤞🏾

@Sneaky_mankind @justwellington @maxxyfire Mbappe would no longer be as fast by then. 🥴

@justwellington @maxxyfire Bro I’m manifesting a 2030 squad of tiny humans yelling ‘DADDY GOAL’ every 30 seconds while I’m trying to focus on mbappe’s pace.😫

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

@blakeaburge Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble. —Matthew 6:34

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

@Wizarab10 It is beyond human comprehension. 😭

I don't understand

@TheGreatStones @jayhemz @LBSNigeria Say na face me man to man. E don escalate reach like that ? 😂

@jayhemz @LBSNigeria Face me man to man if you have balls. You coward

Everyone has an HR story. Several years ago, I applied to a role at @LBSNigeria. I'm sure after going through my CV, a higher up recommended that I was interviewed for a higher position. On the day of the interview, the HR folks treated me like absolute trash. I was kept waiting at the reception without updates. I had to go ask the receptionist what was going on on several occasions. In the interview proper, I kept getting interrupted when I answered questions. It was evident they were pissed I was invited. At the end, I knew that regardless of outcome, this isn't where I wanted to work. Not forgotten o, and I still have names I'll remind later.

@jayhemz HR actually does payroll collaboratively with Finance. For Recruitment, while the Hiring Manager has final say, there are salient values HR watch out for, to assess the candidates compatibility with the organization. For L&D, leadership are always looking to cut cost, that’s why.

Recruitment - can be done by the team hiring talent. Payroll - Finance and Admin. L&D - from HR is mostly bullshit. So i ask, what value does HR bring?

@jayhemz Ha chief, I wouldn’t agree. 😄 Without HR, a whole lot more nonsense would go on in work places. I used to have your disposition towards HR, but over the years, I have been a firsthand witness to how much value they add. Recruiment, payroll, L&D etc It’s a lot.

@Shegxpeare Therefore, they shouldn't exist.

HR should be the least paid in most organisations.

@Mr_Sprime Smart man. 🤝

Unrelated, I was at an office bonding event last year at Afefeyeye by KAP. The live band was playing and my name was given to them to sing. The praise was tempting and I wanted to change money to spray, I stopped that thought when i remembered it was an office event. No one’s going to beat me for spraying but I needed my privacy in that regard 100%. That could’ve put unnecessary eye on me in that setting.

Don't wear ordinary wrapper to work just because it is a work-from-home day. The day will pass but the perception will remain.

@Orifunke @Hajia_rukkiie These are the little things that make or mar you in corporate life. It may look like she’s being a kill-joy. Yes, people will laugh and say “you’re so funny and crazy”, but the act has left a perception of you in the mind of many, and hardly anything will change that.

As a young woman, one of the things you must never do in a professional space is to put yourself in a situation where you are embarrassing. Never opt to be the office clown. It will affect public perception of you in a way that you will not be able to track or measure.

For clarification: this advice applies to both men and women. I specifically highlighted for women because it was a woman who wore a wrapper to work. If it had been a man who showed up in a wrapper like that, my advice would have remained the same. So this is not gender policing as some of you are making it look like. Secondly, there's a difference between "having fun" and putting yourself in this kind of situation. Again, perception is one of the things you must guard jealously, besides performance. All things may be lawful, but not all things are expedient.

Gracias, @realmadrid 🤍 I have experienced many things in football and I know that emotional moments are simply part of the journey. But saying goodbye to Real Madrid is something truly special - and without a doubt another really emotional moment of my career. When I arrived in Madrid together with my family and friends, I came with excitement, big dreams and high expectations. What I experienced over these past five years is something I will carry with me for the rest of my life. Together, we experienced incredible matches, unforgettable nights and games that will forever belong in the history books. We won major titles - exactly what every player dreams of when wearing the shirt of Real Madrid. But difficult moments were also part of this journey. Especially the time of my injury was one of the toughest periods of my entire career. That is why I am even more grateful for the unbelievable support I received from the club, my teammates and the fans during that time. I will never forget how much everyone helped me return. But these five years were about much more than football success. I met incredible people here and built friendships that will last a lifetime. I will miss the everyday moments in the dressing room - the conversations, the laughter and all the little things that made this team so special. Madrid has become a second home for me and my family. This city, this club and the people here welcomed us with so much warmth from the very first day. That is exactly why this goodbye is so difficult. Words cannot truly describe how proud I am to have been part of the history of this club. Wearing this shirt, winning titles and sharing special moments with the Madridistas means everything to me. Thank you for everything. Thank you for this incredible time. Thank you for every single memory. Saying goodbye is incredibly hard, but at the same time I am full of motivation and excitement for the next chapter. I truly hope our paths cross again soon. I wish everyone at this club nothing but the very best for the future, and I truly hope that the special relationships and connections I built here will remain for many years to come. ¡Hala Madrid y nada más!

In 2023, These are the results of the presidential election results in imo state: Atiku - about 30,000 Tinubu- about 66,000 Obi- about 350,000. Today this satanic APC is allocating about 582,000 votes to Tinubu in a primary. This 582,000 votes is MORE THAN ALL the votes cast in the 2023 presidential elections in Imo. Think about that. Just see how crazy it is. When I told you APC is just magically manufacturing numbers in their primaries, some of you think we just hate Tinubu. But no problem. If the opposition don’t challenge these numbers now, these are the numbers they will use to rig massively and rig criminally in 2027. Go write this down. You will say I said so.

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

@kennedexkenny @PSGINT_ He wasn’t even better than Alaba when he was playing at LB.

@PSGINT_ Yes. For sure. Might be better than Alaba at LB. But before he can lace the shoe of Marcelo, he would really need to do a lot.

imagine being better than ur idol at 23 💀

No one should be this stupid.

TIME FLIES.

Truth is, Family Background defines alot about someone’s future