Sheldon Mini Cooper

Son: What rhymes with purple? Dad: No it doesn't!

@schmook Tell people you had to catch a show when it aired or you were just fucked, and their heads explode.

you know what fucked this county up, streaming services, hear me out, back in the day on a monday you talked about the sunday night show, friday morning around the water cooler you talked about the last episode of friends, everyone watched at the same time and got the same information. Now you can tune into pilllowguy.tv and see a ranting racist and the guy next to you at work is like 'you know what he makes sense' and you have no context to what reality he's even living in. Anyways, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

@RepJackKimble He's not very smart. What exactly were you expecting?

I went to see The Odyssey and I left extremely disappointed. I love Homer in the Simpson, but the guy cannot write.

Fuck Marry kill... McConnell trump Graham

@circle_tak3792 Joy is an absolute twat

Yeah Gov Braun! Make it harder for the poors to get help so Joy doesn’t have to see them when she borrows a copy of the latest JD Vance book or patrols local parks for immigrants. Very #christian!

@schmook I hope you remedied that.

Oh, shit, I just realized something...it's almost 9 and I haven't smoked any weed yet, and they say it's addictive.

@SassySinny Oh they suck too.

As a Canadian I’m going to have a hard time forgetting what Trump and his admin have done. And watching the Dems do very little is disheartening.

@cubs9964 @goodvibes005 @jimsbluewave @tRumpisaped01 @LenryVanZyl @GodandCountryy @RealJamesWoods @JJDJ1187 Ahh, you're special ain't ya? 😁

@goodvibes005 @jimsbluewave @tRumpisaped01 @LenryVanZyl @GodandCountryy @RealJamesWoods @JJDJ1187 The school of retarded liberals national academy For the prevention of retards.

@Tommy2legs So is his daughter

Mike Huckabee is a bitch.

@RealLauraSteele @ruoffmusicenter Ain't Even Done With the Night Small Paradise Play Guitar

Favorite John Mellencamp songs? I have 3 ~ What If I Came Knockin • Love & Happiness • Minutes to Memories. If you’re going to the show tonight at @ruoffmusicenter have an absolute blast! Laura 🤘

If anyone knows about moral obscenities it’s a Communist like Bernie.

@Harl3y5150 Tic Tac Toe 🤣

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FDA: Taylor Farms lettuce that's not part of recall tests positive for cyclospora detroitnews.com/story/life/foo…

@tina_spitfire @Only6DogsNow @JaelCorbleu You are a useless cúnt

@Only6DogsNow @JaelCorbleu Oh, the dead voters?

I’m not a Republican, I’m a MAGA!! There’s a difference…..MAGA’s have no RINO’s

Military Maga after getting their testosterone boosters.

@RpsAgainstTrump Fuck these dumbass military cucks

A few days ago, MAGA celebrated the extremely low Blue Angels flyover over Pensacola Beach and attacked anyone who criticized it. Now the pilot says it was a mistake, not a stunt, and that he’s “shaken by what happened.” According to Florida GOP state Rep. Michelle Salzman, who spoke with the pilot: “He didn’t make excuses. He didn’t try to shift blame. He simply talked about the miscalculation… More than anything, he talked about the weight he’s been carrying since that moment. He shared that he was shaken by what happened and needed time to process it. You could see the disappointment on his face.” After the video went viral online, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth praised the flyover, saying, “The flyovers will continue until morale improves.” Will he now apologize and start enforcing stricter flight discipline in the military?

OSSOFF Speaking in Atlanta Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but I had the opportunity to question the president’s nominee to be Director of National Intelligence. And I asked Mr. Clayton, the nominee, a very simple question. I asked him who had won the 2020 presidential election. He was unable—he was unwilling—to answer that question truthfully under oath. Because it’s like an initiation, right? It’s like the cost of admission to Donald Trump’s inner circle is that you must prove you are willing to lie to Congress. So he sat there—you can watch the tape—he sat there over and over and over again, refusing to state a basic fact because that is what his boss demanded of him. And it was a basic fact about American elections. And this man is now in line, if he’s confirmed, to be the top intelligence officer in the United States. Now remember who his predecessor has been: Tulsi Gabbard. Y’all have heard that name because Tulsi Gabbard, the senior-most intelligence officer in the United States—not a law enforcement official, okay, the spy chief—was sent down to Georgia by the president to oversee the seizure of your ballots from an election facility here in Georgia. When you reflect on the kinds of things that happen in corrupt and abusive governments around the world, when the security officials—okay, when the spy chief—is getting involved in ballot raids at election facilities, that’s a huge red flag. And that the man he’s now appointed to replace her will not state under oath basic facts about recent elections, as the president gives these menacing primetime remarks signaling clearly his intent to attack the elections and to undermine voting rights, sends a chill down all of our spines—Democrats, independents, and Republicans. It’s not enough just to win this fall. We have to win so decisively. We have to rebuke these abuses so clearly that no president for centuries will dare this kind of brazen abuse and corruption.

Oh he’s definitely standing on a box

@factpostnews As it should be

United Airlines is offering free flight changes to passengers seeking to avoid the newly renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport in Florida.

@Randomjanitor86 He needs to just go away for good

Add to the list of unnecessary casualties.