Danielle Clarke

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@allenanalysis I believe Pakistan.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Pakistan just said it directly. The ceasefire included Lebanon. Not implied. Not assumed. Not lost in translation. Included. Pakistan’s Prime Minister put it in the announcement. In writing. With U.S. involvement. And now Israel is bombing Beirut. And Vance calls it a “reasonable misunderstanding.” And Netanyahu says Lebanon was never part of the deal. Someone is lying.

@Waddananggu Thanks for the education! There really is more corruption in the world than I ever wanted to think about.

@Sheldone This man standing with these coconuts and Albo is Mark Leibler, hes an Israeli plant. He got Rudd Ousted for kicking out an Israeli Ambassador becuase Mossad used fake Australian passports to kill Hamas in UAE. Its deeper than just some unknowing simple folk in aus.

If got angry at Aboriginals over the Voice to Parliament. Congratulations, You fell for Israel's Psy op to destroy Australia.

@AlfhildeO I would buy everything from there. I would try and buy toilet paper from there.

When i was a kid i spilled juice into my moms thinkpad. It fried the entire laptop. She took it to the electronics store i said "I SPILLED JUICE ON IT" the guy stared at me and went "I thought i heard something. But i think i must have imagined it" and gave my mom a new laptop.

No—he's lying. Pakistan wrote up the ceasefire agreement, and Pakistan has said unequivocally that Lebanon was included. So this isn't a mistake Iran made, this is Trump yet again covering for war crimes and vigilantism by Israel by lying to Americans. It's a Trumpist pathology.

Y’all…I’m traveling with a coworker. Every day the company gives u a $100 food stipend. We ate the hotel breakfast, Jack In The Box, salads, & had smoothies. We both had about $40 left She said “I gotta find something to spend this $40 on” I said “Girl, we just ate, u don’t need anything. Just let that $40 ride” She said “Who tf are u that $40 don’t mean anything to u?!?! If I owed them $40 they would take the shit out of my check.” She bought $40 of skittles 😂😂😂 I’m dying!!

For a "missing pilot" who was found + rescued, he sure seems to be missing again I would think Trump would want to flaunt that victory in the face of every radical-left, liberal-democrat, enemy of the state... Unless, of course, it was just another made up BS story to save face

Billionaire pedophiles rule the world, but please everyone focus on the gays

@noplaceforsheep I disagree. I honestly think that he is that stupid that he had no idea. If he wasn’t going to school in a Limo, he would’ve been on the short bus.

I have no doubt Trump knew very well that Israel would destroy the “ceasefire”

The mother pleaded with the court to stop her ex-husband from seeing their daughters. The judge denied her. He killed all three children. Yet somehow, the blame is still placed on the mother. It is no surprise this article was written by a man.

We are respected like never before

@evil_SDOC Don’t forget giving Texas back to Mexico!

In case of a US attack on Greenland, Europe should get its demands ready for the peace negotiations: 1) Louisiana back to France, 2) Florida back to Spain, 3) the 13 Colonies back to the UK.

@SpeedbuggyUsa @RealEmirHan Would’ve been amazing!

@Sheldone @RealEmirHan I met him

When Jim Carrey met his idol Jerry Lewis and the first thing he said to him was: “Hi, how are you? You're the one who f*cked my mother.” Lewis burst out laughing.

They don't even view us as humans

@maluzitt_a My teen had the worst time trying to rebel at me. Swear words are just words, religion is your choice, I don’t care about your sexuality, I’ll buy you a four-pk when you ask (rarely), and I like your friends.

Sinceramente eu não consigo entender como que existem adolescentes conservadores A melhor parte da adolescência é discordar do sistema, ser revolucionário; é andar com puta, lgbt e gótico; é sair com os amigos e viver ao máximo

@astronautnr7 Between Nutella, KitKat and the Iranian social media accounts, the time of the Epstein War has had a lot of funny moments!

The fact that Nutella has a better ad campaign then apple😭😭