Shelly

Life is like doing the splits. You need to be flexible but also persistent💪✨

The 1-day moving average (1d) for $HYPE is clearly bullish, with the 7-day moving average (MA) successfully crossing above the 25-day moving average (MA), and the MACD histogram showing a continued expansion of the green bars. The upper resistance level is at 46.99; a break above this level would open up significant upside potential! #Hype #CryptoTrading #TechnicalAnalysis #BTC #BinanceSquareThe

@WatcherGuru Listen to me, change the lyrics to Bitcoin, and this song will guarantee a profit

JUST IN: Drake mentions Bitcoin in new song. "I'm a $BTC crypto big-timer."

@elonmusk @raqisright Is TikTok for children?

@raqisright Lmao Instagram is for girls

How to tell what phase of life a girl is in: Posting thirst traps = recently single Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is) If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up If she suddenly stops posting = new man If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week

@elonmusk @WatcherGuru

@WatcherGuru Obviously. Sometimes grown men send me their Instagram profiles and I’m like are you transitioning or what?

JUST IN: Elon Musk says "Instagram is for girls."

@WatcherGuru I think so too, lol

@DonWedge Am I the only one going long?😂

shorting $BILL

credit: galafr 🫶🏼

BARBARA PALVIN SPROUSE IS PREGNANT!!!! SHE'S GONNA TO BE A MOM!!!!!

@johnkang770 @em_Lazzy Besides bragging about your meager quarterly bonus and calling others idiots, you can't even produce a concrete budget figure. Everyone can see perfectly clearly who's really parroting and reciting capitalist press releases. That's all I have to say. Read more, pretend less

@Shelly_77y @em_Lazzy Hahaha you are beyond retarded.... oh btw... I got my nice quarterly bonus (I get one every quarter) and I no not a capitalist PR I know how to read a BUDGET.... unlike Mamdani's supporters who just recycles Mamdani's talking points without ACTUALLY READING

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more. That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

@johnkang770 @em_Lazzy Take a close look at the newly released budget details, and stop using emotional rhetoric to cover up your ignorance.Bye

The truth is, Mamdani is pouring money into libraries, roads, and daycare for ordinary people; while the rich are spending money on publicity and online trolls to try and oust him. Even if you jump around and oppose free public services, the rich won't give you a second glance. take a closer look at the details of the newly released budget, and stop using emotional venting to mask your ignorance. Bye！

U ride the subway every day, earn an hourly wage, yet you have the mindset of a billionaire and the board of directors of Uber. You're getting worked up over a few dollars for a capitalist's PR article. Wake up! You're just a wage earner. The rich won't give you a year-end bonus just because you're defending them😂

@Shelly_77y @em_Lazzy Take a Lyft or Uber YOU PAY MORE, also raise fees on street vendors, buy a bottle of water from the local food cart YOU PAY MORE, and dont get hurt in NYC and call an ambulance, ALL FEES ARE GOING UP... do you NOT UNDERSTAND MAMDANI JUST FUCKED THE AVG CITIZEN NOT THE RICH..

@johnkang770 @em_Lazzy Your mind is full of capitalist thinking; you don't even know what life is like for an "ordinary person," so stop advocating for ordinary people like Cyberna. Go take a ride on the New York subway more often and clear your head

@Shelly_77y @em_Lazzy Are you fucking stupid??? My guess would be yes... but Mamdani's BUDGET HURT AVERAGE CITIZENS MORE THAN THE RICH... like raising the fee on taxi and limousine license, raising the fees on shared ride platforms like Uber and Lyft, so next time you take a taxi in NYC YOU PAY MORE

The rich aren't even in a hurry, but you, this self-proclaimed capitalist, are already rushing to defend them. Go and look more at the tax evasion scandals and loopholes of the wealthy, and less at the inspirational public relations of capitalists. Don't be exploited, holding a meager salary while your mind is filled with the mentality of a billionaire. Being sold out and still helping the seller count the money—that's truly utterly foolish😂

@Shelly_77y @em_Lazzy Hahaha you are stupid as fuck because there is NOT A SINGLE LINE ITEM THAT TAXES THE RICH MORE THAN THEY ARE PAYING NOW... how fucking stupid are you???

@FightWithMemes Loool is so true! On the left, a primeval forest suddenly transformed into a cyberpunk city, while on the right, people have been dancing around a fire for thousands of years! 😂

Accurate.

@DrClownPhD Before the Trojan Horse even entered the city, Brad Pitt was replaced by Elliot Page 😂

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

@FranceskAlbs Is it wrong for scholars to make suggestions to the ICC? What about freedom of speech?

BREAKING! US court ha suspended the US sanctions against me! As the judge says: "Protecting the Freedom of speech is always just the public interest". Thanks to my daughter and my husband for stepping up to defend me, and everyone who has helped so far. Together we are One.

@saint_cloudy Megan Fox in Transformers will always be peak. Those shorts, heels, and oil… an entire generation was never the same 😂 Queen

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

@D_Tarczynski Just because he wanted to speak at a peaceful patriotic event? What governments fear most is freedom of speech

This is what communism looks like in the 21st century. I have just been denied entry to the UK in order to speak at the largest patriotic event in Europe. Starmer will be sued by me. Not the government, not the Home Office but Starmer personally. Once you lose the next election, communist, we’ll meet in court! Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra , this communist cannot silence millions, nor can he take away their right to vote! UNITE THE KINGDOM!

The lips or the eyes? What did you see first? 👀