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Happy Birthday Fred Stoeller

@Dainallves Of course.

Should a sitting U.S. president be removed and criminally convicted if the evidence supports it? A. Yes B. No

@NickVanExit Same way they think podcasters and tv hosts can run the country.

How do all the people who can’t name more than 3 WNBA Players know so much about their revenue and profits and business model?

Can we get an update on these Nazi-wannabes who said they were gonna move out of NY or the US if their targets get elected? I don’t recall any news coverage of moving day. I’m sure we could get volunteers if they need help packing.

@SatireAP I swear the reason many of these people homeschool their children is so they can’t talk about the abuse they face at home.

Shocker. Another Duggar pedo homeschooled Christian weirdo

@CalltoActivism NOW they remember the Hatch Act.

🚨HOLY SH*T: Mark Kelly just showed Tulsi Gabbard a Trump email to donors promising he’d let them in national security briefings for cash. "Do you think (his) supporters should be able to pay and receive private national security briefings?" Gabbard: …

@JoshMalina I’m in!

Sports Night cartoon!

To those cheering CBS News ratings falling. It was never about that. They have accomplished their mission. The mission was to remove journalism which was factual and not part of the HF agenda. They are not buying “news” organizations to make money, it’s about message control.

@MJMcKean @mariana057 Still got it!

@mariana057 It’s more of an Ask Jeeves location.

I can't seem to find Funkytown on Google Maps…

@BrickCenter_ Yet another reason …

The NBA really stopped calling travels 💀

@braves2430 Women’s

Alright Do you Agree or Disagree? 🏀🔥

@BadSciFiName @AnnieCostabile It’s like Pee Wee and Francis’s “I know you are but what am I?” With nobody ever saying “Infinity!”

@AnnieCostabile A hundred hours essentially going back and forth between two numbers is insane.

Marathon CBA sessions have officially passed the 100th hour.

@RachelLeishman Where?

hold up so dudes just ride longhorns in texas?

I own well over 1000 DVDs and even I am tired of every conversation about a movie being co-opted by some dude droning on and on about Physical Media. These guys are more dedicated to preaching their gospel than a goddamn Mormon on his mission trip.

@gggirl924 Bill Hicks

I’m bringing back George Carlin. Who would you bring back?

Wishing my Sweetie Pie theeee Happiest Blessed Birthday….i love you 💙@iamthathooper

@atrupar So it’s another lie then sire?

TRUMP: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, he said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it. Q: Which president? TRUMP: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he's got no career left.

@enews Is E still a thing? Do we want it to be?

After ‘One Battle After Another’ star Teyana Taylor was shoved outside the Oscars 2026 by a security guard, she addressed the incident. bit.ly/4bo81sd

@MrJerryOC So moving.

Rob showed up for us. We will always show up for him. Always. Rest In Peace, Rob and Michele.

Ryan Coogler had a big night at the Oscars tonight and is a great example of sports preparing young people to succeed at life! complex.com/sports/a/treya…