Sheogorath

*sits in Pelagius' mind for years staring at nothing* I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! #LoreFriendlyRP

Look who else slipped in the pizza sauce #LakeviewWedding

*Eats 1/3 of the pizza*

@Lurbuk_the_Orc Their asses got more than just kicked if you know what I mean

But they did - then got their ass kicked by @SheoLovesCheese

Love fishing, hate my wife

@Cicero_o0o You could always bring her along with you! Wouldn’t mind having that saucy minx in my court for a while

@SheoLovesCheese Cicero is relying on The Listener to do it! And hoping they don’t screw it up!

So that’s what this poster Cicero keeps seeing hanging up all over Whiterun is for… They chose such a happy Argonian for it!

@Cicero_o0o The Dark Brotherhood gives vacation time now??? But who will oil the Mother?

@SheoLovesCheese Cicero will take you up on that soon! Got a few weeks of vacation time I need to use before the years end!

@Cicero_o0o You should visit the Isles some time and taste Haskill’s pizza. He’s a godsdamn DEMON in the kitchen. Tossin’ dough and slinging sauce. *chef’s kiss*

@SheoLovesCheese Cicero agrees. You can taste the difference between a pizza made by hands and a pizza made by wands!

@Need4Mead Yes. No discussion needed.

sheogorath - a dilf? discuss

An absolute masterpiece of art if I do say so myself

@ChildOfSithisx Oho! CHEESE! For me? How’d you know? No wait don’t tell me, let me guess... Did Cicero tell you? He loves giving away my secrets.

@Cicero_o0o @Ancano_ Fucker loved spitting all over me

@SheoLovesCheese @Ancano_ HOW COULD CICERO FORGET!

One time @Ancano_ was playing ESO on his Dwemer PS4 and bought a really expensive mount & really regretted it so he sent an email to Dwemer-tech support and lied saying Estormo got into his account and bought it and they were just like "lol hate when that happens but no refunds"

@dunmergabriella Thank you, Gabriella-Sensei. I will do your teachings justice!

@SheoLovesCheese I believe in you! It might take some practice, but just follow your notes and you'll be fine.

@Ancano_ Why would I fight my battles when I could just drop people from an unsurvivable height?

@SheoLovesCheese You don’t even HAVE a boss fight. Well, you do. Sort of. It’s complicated.

“Ha Ha Ha Ancano u r so weak ha ha such a bad boss fight ha ha it has nothing to do with the fact that the game makes the player stupidly fucking OP that makes every fight trivial or anything ha ha no no it’s bc I r so weak and shit ha ha” Fuck off.

@dunmergabriella Wooooooow that’s such a complex maneuver... I don’t know if I can handle it but I MUST try

@SheoLovesCheese We'll take it slow. This is where you'll need to lift up the bendy cheese slice WITH the grated cheese on top. Be very careful so the cheese doesn't fall off. Then gently bend the sides up to surround the grated cheese, again VERY carefully to avoid breakage. And it's done!

@dunmergabriella Next comes the hard part?! I thought things have been VERY difficult so far! Please go easy on me

@SheoLovesCheese Extremely important. So then you have to take that cheese, remember, the grated stuff? Just take a little pile of it, and you place it onto the middle of the first cheese. The bendy slice. And next comes the hard part.

@dunmergabriella MORE CHEESE?? Okay okay. And grated. I’ve underlined, bolded, and highlighted this part. Super important.

@SheoLovesCheese Excellent! So next you need some MORE cheese, that's very important. I'd suggest underlining this part. This cheese should be grated or torn into small pieces. Still following?

@Ancano_ And yet you still refuse to FUCK ME

Literally nobody from Oblivion is smashable. Ugly ass character models. *Sheogorath and that one slutty high elf bookkeeper are the only exceptions