Shifty

@SalBerrys Gotta go fast Ghyllie!

Today Ghyllie will be starting her journey from UK to AUS...she will miss her UK buddies Kev and Rup 🥹 I'm so worried about her travel so please send good vibes and well wishes for the best girl. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

@Morware Are we talking dancing or dip? Or dancing with dip?!

Got two kinds of salsa for tomorrow, needless to say things are going to be very cool and fun

Merry Christmas, may your turkey be stuffed, your roasties be fluffed, and your Brussels sprouts be guffed 💨

Completely unsurprising, bloody fantastic music. Roll on the Wembley show!

Had an interview to direct critique and question my 80,000 portfolio. After 1h, he didn't ask a single thing that referred to it. Also, he targeted questions at things I explicitly stated are the sole responsibility of my manager, which I am not privy to. I'm confident I failed.

I don't normally like to preach politics, but I believe there is always room for peace talks. Here are those who disagree and abstain from calling for the first steps to peace talks: standard.co.uk/news/politics/….

@Waistel No worries!

@Shifty373 This did just remind me to make a claim though because my windscreen is cracked and my MOT is up at the end of Nov. Thanks😅

£440ish for car insurance this year, £100 more than last year.. 14 years experience, 13 years no claims, no penalties, etc. All the positive stuff is at an all-time high, so how is it more expensive?! At least it isn't the £2800 from when I first started driving, I guess?

@Waistel Renewal is always horrendously worse because they assume you'll be too lazy to notice, but apparently there's a 20% increase because.. I guess "running costs"? Except the percentage of people who claim over a year must be miniscule, and we all go to a website and fill details in

@Shifty373 Mine is increasing by 60% or something. I need to look for deals before the end of the month. It's bonkers

What on earth is happening today? First, a lady takes weird photos of removal men while they work. Now, a mother with a buggy walks backwards for about 300 metres without once looking where she is going, before turning around and walking away, pulling her legs up to her chest! 🤨

I FINISHED MY GAME!! It comes out on Friday 13th Digital copies on itch Print copies on my Etsy

Nothing better than being locked out of your flat by the management company changing the entry code without prior warning 👍

Come work with me 🔪 A great opportunity for new, passionate social media managers/community managers looking to make their first step into games! JF are p awesome, too 🙏 Fully remote, £23-£26k 💸 teamjunkfish.com/post/community…

In this house we absolutely love and support trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️ Don't be fooled by the absolutely vile narrative our government is pushing , the people responsible for the state of this country are the tories, nobody but them.

@Morware Yeyyyy, I was using the ol' psychological warfare because I want you to succeeeeeeeed!

@Shifty373 Oh for sure, I’m doing it. Just very slowly because I want it to be better than it is

Literally all I need to do to finish my game is rework the cover but I'm taking an absolute lifetime to do it because I'm scared

@Morware Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?

I want to buy a wig

Our @NASAWebb telescope detected carbon dioxide and methane in the atmosphere of a planet orbiting a faraway sun. The planet might have an ocean, but more observations are needed to determine whether it could support life: go.nasa.gov/3LjrdLB

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you ever jump out at someone and expose yourselves to them, or physically or sexually abuse them. I will tear off your fucking sorry excuse for a penis and make you choke on it.