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@Richard66173180 @TheMehOffice Not that I care if signs say Scotland on them or not but I’m fairly certain the border is around the next bend so of course it has it on it

@TheMehOffice He should use the M6 then.

The M1 doesn’t go to Scotland; it ends at Leeds. Is there nothing English that these victimhood addled separatist dullards won’t take offence at?

@owenthfc__ Yes we get told that every year as well

Same shirt every year or does that only apply to Tottenham?

@RangersFC Ran aff by a tea lady

💙 Happy Birthday to Hall of Fame inductee, Graeme Souness!

@bananatransit @sirguywhosmiles @NoContextKeaneo Peter was a cunt that deserved to be put in his place?

@sirguywhosmiles @NoContextKeaneo Enlighten me pal.

When Dessie Baker was a young trainee at Manchester United, one of his jobs was looking after the first-team players’ boots. He was still only a teenager. The dressing room was packed with senior pros, and Dessie had gone in to put the boots down. Then Peter Schmeichel called him back. “Irish.” That was what he called him. So Dessie turned round and went back over. Everyone in the dressing room was looking at him, and he was already nervous enough. Schmeichel pointed at the boots. “Can I see my face in these boots?” Dessie did not really know what to say. “I don’t know.” That was not the answer Schmeichel wanted. “Do them properly.” “And get me some tea and toast.” So Dessie started walking out. Then Roy Keane stood up. “Excuse me, Dessie, isn’t it?” Dessie told him it was. “Come here for a second.” Keane and Schmeichel had never really seen eye to eye anyway. And this was not helping. So Keane turned to Schmeichel in front of the whole dressing room. “His name is not Irish, it’s f****** Dessie.” “If you’ve got a problem with your boots, then tell him, don’t be smart.” Then he turned back to Dessie. “Don’t get him tea and toast.” “He’ll get his own tea and toast.” “Providing the p**** doesn’t drop them like everything else he tries to handle.” #football

@93M4RQUEZ_ Happy birthday lad

Unc.

@TheBlueRoom1 @Joycey151609 And don’t you fucking forget it

Danny Rohl has reduced me to not wanting my team to score a goal at the end, just to stop Celtic winning the league. We are no more than a support act, a team that ‘used to be big’.

@alanjgarden @frankieboy1887 @juvehearts What’s it like living in a house made of glass?

@frankieboy1887 @juvehearts and you had paedo coaches!!!!

Same gabble of supporters who transcend to Portugal to visit a ground that no longer exists

@JomoAbiama @FabrizioRomano @grok He’s a ten and nowhere near as good as Bruno so no

@FabrizioRomano @grok, can this guy fit into Manchester United team?

🟢⚪️✨ Official: Benjamin Nygren wins Player of the Year Award after delivering 28 G/A for Celtic. Several clubs are already keen on the 24 year old for this summer window.

@MattyFC__ Gimp

thank you for all the love yesterday 🙏

@Ewan__17 That possible?

vote for me if you want ayr to be even more of a shite hole!!

@AntonelliSZN_ He wishes he looked that healthy

@robelliott6 @A_S12 @NASCAR Forget to take your medication today?

@A_S12 @NASCAR We will lose the war cuz all the ppl at the base are gonna be at there r instead of trying to beat Iran

Some in racing have wondered whether @NASCAR might be forced to move the San Diego military base race due to the Iran war, and as part of its normal contingency planning it does have a back-up plan if need be, but it appears to still have the green light. sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/2026/…

@juasanalghaib Too soon

Derek McInnes when it's crunch time

Verstappen took the pole record, now it looks like Antonelli’s gonna take the youngest world champion record too

@F1_Mitchell Brain failure

Has leclerc just had a brake failure?

@Luchoresi @W10Reign

You know when you’re so shit you can’t even argue stuff like this, how did he not get sent off and how was that goal not disallowed

@SkySportsPL Pair of cunts just make it up as they go along don’t they

"They need some stability" 🗣️ Roy Keane & Gary Neville say Man Utd will be looking at other options but should consider Michael Carrick after today's win against Liverpool!

@AntonelliSZN_ Oh right aye that’s a bit different then haha

@AntonelliSZN_ Yeah I’ve never seen them in a fancy packet like usually just get given them in a dog shit bag hahaha