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Dungeon Toad

@Shimmeling

Monstrous toad. #DnD and nerdy retweeter. Occasional spewer of other gibberish.

My swamp Katılım Eylül 2016
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Chaucer Doth Tweet@LeVostreGC·
The people of Rivendell stayinge yn their own chambres to keepe everyone safe Elf isolating
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Benton@Benton____·
A lot of modern #DnD is composed of sacred cows: Traditional ability scores, XP, Initiative, etc. All of it precious beef. I, designer lacking both faith and carnivorousness, have no use for cows. I look at the them, and they blink at me, uninspiring.
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Benton@Benton____·
I am at random reminded of a TNG episode in which Riker is infiltrating a pre-warp civilization, and immediately after his cover’s blown, the alien who busts him offers to bone. #StarTrek alien writing at its most human.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet@LeVostreGC·
Merlin yn the crystal cave A wyzarde of social distauncinge
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Chaucer Doth Tweet@LeVostreGC·
Once more wyth feelinge: For love ys so auncient a worde And love dareth thee to care For the folk On the brink of the nighte And love asketh yow To chaungen yower waye of Caringe for owerselves Thys ys ower last daunse Thys ys owerselves Undir pressure
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Benton@Benton____·
Slot-based inventory works great until a players asks how to to list the fifteen sausages, two half-bricks, pair of handcuffs, bag of stolen spoons, moldy blanket, and bottle of peach brandy in their inventory, and whether the blanket and the brandy can be combined as one slot.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet@LeVostreGC·
To reallye make sure that teleconferencinge ys goinge properlye we peraventure neede a large surveye of who ys usinge teleconferencinge and wherefrom... yndeede, ye koude saye we neede a kynde of Zoomesdaye Booke
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Benton@Benton____·
Setting Steam and Discord to show when I’m running Adobe apps is my most dominant way to flex productivity.
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Law Dog. TTRPG Guru.@LawDogStrikes·
#DnD The PCs world is generally geared towards Medium or Small sized bipedals. Even with all the negatives (Standard armor not fitting, maneuverability issues, social bias, etc) which of these non-standard races would you consider playing or allowing in your campaign?
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Benton@Benton____·
It has occurred to me– though this may be nothing new to you– that the #OSR is greatly an attempt to remove the effects of capitalism from #DND/RPGs; to get back to “fun-without-optimization-for-mass-appeal-and-profit.”
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ModernCryptid@SammyAshl3y·
#dnd thoughts: Signs you might be a Barbarian -Big arms big heart -(huge disaster happens) "That's fine" (headphones get pulled out of ears on a doorknob) "I'm going to snap this door in half" -Will fight anyone for their friends -Probably an emotional crier
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Benton@Benton____·
I tell you what. I’d play a lot of them JRPGs if the quality and fastidious design of their normal gameplay loop matched that of their character creators.
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Benton@Benton____·
Session reports are awkward. It has never felt my place, as the GM, to tell stories about session events. My session memories are neutral, boring to an outsider. They serve internal consistency/fidelity in further play. Player anecdotes, however, are the good stuff.
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