Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions
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Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions
@ShinBetSatire
Like the FBI, but with more hummus and fewer coffee breaks. Our motto? 'מָגֵן וְלֹא יֵרָאֶה' – the unseen shield… but always watching your pita.
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They are crap at this propaganda stuff when literally around the same time they post videos of shopping centres filled with food.
daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱@LionsOfZion_ORG
Who stole their food?
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@ASingeveryday @MosabHasanYOSEF Well done! I went for the 26th so people don't think that I have insider information 🤣
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@MosabHasanYOSEF I'll guess Friday, September 27th 2024. Could happen, I suppose.
What is The Last Prophet about? I'm reading your book From Hamas to America right now, and it is awesome! 🔥
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Let’s Gamble…
Anyone who predicts the day and date of Hassan Nasrallah’s assassination will get:
-An autographed copy of my newest book
“The Last Prophet”
-$777 cash gift
On what day and date Hassan Nasrallah is scheduled to meet Allah?
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BREAKING: Latest image of Hassan Nasrallah!
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@MosabHasanYOSEF AHH... Only off by a day, well probably. The bunker was hit by 60 bombs it's going to take some time to confirm.
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@WarMonitorClips This is a Hezbollah rocket that was hidden in a nearby home that was bombed by Israel. The rocket ignited due to the bombing. This is basically a secondary fire.
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It's unlikely that the target survived.
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Abu Jawad Khreiki - the head of Hezbollah's missile array, was eliminated in Beirut’s southern suburb.
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Initial images from a targeted strike in Beirut. More information to follow. Could this be a high target?
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IDF spokesman:
The IDF is now targeting Beirut.
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@KimIversenShow Watch for the secondary explosions and rockets firing from within these homes.
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Uh huh…and how exactly would they launch it from inside a house? Does this house have reinforced floors, exhaust channels, a clear exit path? Mighty militaries can’t even launch cruise missiles from inside of buildings. Now they think you’re so stupid you’ll believe Hezbollah can fire them from just someone’s house.
Mossad Commentary@MOSSADil
⚠️ The IDF spokesman revealed: Hezbollah tried to launch a cruise missile from a house in Lebanon
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There are actually people this stupid in the world. 👇
Kim Iversen 🇺🇸@KimIversenShow
Uh huh…and how exactly would they launch it from inside a house? Does this house have reinforced floors, exhaust channels, a clear exit path? Mighty militaries can’t even launch cruise missiles from inside of buildings. Now they think you’re so stupid you’ll believe Hezbollah can fire them from just someone’s house.
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I don't want to hear anyone saying Israel is targeting civilians! Residential buildings should not be storing rockets and munitions.
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