Kyuri

@BugFuck2 I know you said you prefer boys, but Ill throw her in anyway. She’s 15ft tall if that gives you an idea on how big her dick would be :3

Hey guys, thanks for 5,000 followers. To celebrate I'm thinking about making a follower's OC dick chart. To enter, drop the ref and sizes in the comment, retweet, and follow! Do keep in mind, I have a bias for drawing boys.

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I tried drawing something other than the kron but my brain instantly shut down with a blank canvas this might be terminal

@Miclipse1 I think there’s been a bot purge

I've lost about 350 followers in a day, is this some kind of bug again or what? 🥲

@draconiconi You!

Me

now imagine I had six more legs...

Dominant got Dominated. Illust Request I did for @ShiraRaven_

@Rfdhlhdst My man living the dream

scenting label pits.

@empyreancharlie @endminguy Her colour scheme makes her look like a penguin

@endminguy Why penguin? I don’t get it

Our penguin without her mask... kawaii ❤️‍🩹 #ArknightsEndfield    #Endfield    #Endfield0122 #エンドフィールド

@Rfdhlhdst Need this in my life

sneek peek progress

@draconiconi Pink and blue is a good colour combination

Joint comms with Ryoma…

@JordanSVP Reminds me of the original Mass Effect where sprinting didn’t actually increase your speed, it just zoomed the camera out a little so it looked like you were going faster

Field of View and the illusion of speed

@MidnightBoshi The monster won’t stop charging around and I move at the speed of an arthritic tortoise

Great Sword Players, what's stopping YOU from doing this??

@LeeandLie AMA NOOOOOOOOOO

OoOOoOooOo you WILL come to stream today ~

@H_B_Eagb @blueberriesGG When renegades released

@ShiraRaven_ @blueberriesGG When did you return though, because until edge of fate the helm was still used for the episode echoes engrams

"Returning player just wasted the last hour of my life trying to find something called HELM." This is bad...

@H_B_Eagb @blueberriesGG I returned to the game after a year and the first thing I saw in my inventory was something telling me to “go to the helm to reactivate episode engrams” or something like that

@blueberriesGG ... why were they looking for the helm?

@Haohi_Oterin That’s my girl!

Hey, Merry Christmas and Happy Hollidays oomfies!

@gothburz Did you know: you can make a new one of these with almost every new windows update now

Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said "AI-assisted quality assurance." That means the AI writes the tests too. For the code it wrote. It finds no issues. Very efficient. This week we admitted Windows 11 core features are broken. Audio doesn't work. Explorer crashes. Updates fail to install. Users asked why. I said "we're investigating." Investigating means reading the code. The code the AI wrote. That no human understands. Because understanding isn't scalable. Our CTO says 95% of code will be AI-generated by 2030. I believe him. I have to. We fired the people who would check. They were "non-essential headcount." Essential means writes code. AI writes code. Humans are overhead. Overhead gets optimized. We optimized 10,000 engineers last year. This year the bugs arrived. Unrelated, obviously. The engineers we kept are debugging AI output. They don't understand it either. But they're "cross-functional." Cross-functional means they do everything. Everything means nothing well. A user asked why their audio disappeared after an update. I said "install updated drivers." They asked why the update broke the drivers. I said "report it via Feedback Hub." They asked what happens to feedback. I said "it helps us prioritize." Prioritize means add to backlog. Backlog means never. But politely. Someone on Hacker News called this "a privacy and consent disaster." I called it "an evolving user experience." Same thing. Different framing. We released a fix. The fix broke something else. The something else was also written by AI. The fix was also written by AI. They're collaborating now. I call it "autonomous iteration." The autonomous iteration has created 47 new bugs. Each bug spawns a fix. Each fix spawns two bugs. Exponential growth. Just like our stock price. Unrelated, obviously. Satya told Mark we're at 30%. Mark said he didn't know Meta's number. Sundar said Google is also at 30%. None of us know what the code does. But we know the percentage. Percentage is a metric. Metrics go in earnings calls. Earnings calls move stock prices. Stock prices determine bonuses. Bonuses determine success. Success means the bugs don't matter. Users asked when Windows will work again. I said "we're committed to quality." Quality means it ships. Ships means it's your problem now. Thank you for being part of the Microsoft family. Family means you can't leave. We're in your enterprise agreement. For three more years. The circle of innovation.

Idk if we reach last one but at least we can try..? 🖤 #drawMEI