Shit Servers Say

Hey Servers! What is MOSt important to you when you dine out in restaurants, and ALL THREE of these choices is NOT an option. ✍️

Those who say "There is no such things as a stupid question" -have never been a server or bartender. #BartenderProblems #serverproblems

..put that in your pipe and smoke it Karens and Kens!

@BGatesIsaPyscho Money happened

So seriously, what happened to Beyoncé?

@songbaby57 @CalltoActivism … and of course YOU TOO are being sarcastic that his remark was sarcastic?

@CalltoActivism Oh you can tell by the way he emphasizes the word privilege that he's being sarcastic.

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: In the most disgusting moment of his presidency, Trump says he “never had the ‘privilege’ of going to Epstein Island.” NEVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE? There is no coming back from this. Anyone who supports him now is as disgusting as he is.

@CalltoActivism Apparently those POWERFUL cravings for that young booty is still overwhelming for him to this day.

Hey Servers! What do customers order that aggravates you the most, especially when you are in the weeds? See poll…

@BaronJTrump 🤔 1,460 days minus 171 days = Only 1289 days to go .. 😢

@TaraBull808 N.O.P.E.

Would you?

@BeeBeKeane Ok … glad we are on the same page

@ShitServersSay Yes but after your first 25k, you are taxed. I posted the article also

#YAWN servers everywhere are still waiting for NO TAX on TIPS. Now that the BBBILL has been passed … let’s see what happens. This BY FAR is the ONLY part of this bill we support. Selfish? Yes we are.

@BeeBeKeane See my latest post … up to $25,000 can be deducted as long as we make less than $160,000 and ALL OF US MAKE LESS THAN THAT! lol

@ShitServersSay The bill doesn’t actually cover that.

Take NOTE Servers .. Trumpsters or not —> Eligible tipped employees (servers, bartenders, delivery workers, etc.) earning under $160,000 per year to deduct up to $25,000 of tip income from their federal taxable income. Are u HAPPY?

@BeeBeKeane …even though they keep saying it does — I believe you

When the restaurant is open and empty, this is how the term “WAITING ON TABLES” originated! #JustSayin #DidYouKnow

Server Tip: When trying to explain to a customer the details to describe what a particular fish is like, I use my own creation —> The Flaky / Steaky scale! They love it! Ex: Sworfish = Steaky Grouper = Flaky! #JustSayin

@realDonaldTrump There is one thing in this Big Whatever Bill that servers are interested in and that is NO TAX ON TIPS … but we are also suspicious because when something seems to be “too good to be true”…it usually is. What is the blowback from this and why is Trump som eager to rush it thru?

“THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL” has PASSED the House of Representatives! This is arguably the most significant piece of Legislation that will ever be signed in the History of our Country! The Bill includes MASSIVE Tax CUTS, No Tax on Tips, No Tax on Overtime, Tax Deductions when you purchase an American Made Vehicle, along with strong Border Security measures, Pay Raises for our ICE and Border Patrol Agents, Funding for the Golden Dome, “TRUMP Savings Accounts” for newborn babies, and much more! Great job by Speaker Mike Johnson, and the House Leadership, and thank you to every Republican who voted YES on this Historic Bill! Now, it’s time for our friends in the United States Senate to get to work, and send this Bill to my desk AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! There is no time to waste. The Democrats have lost control of themselves, and are aimlessly wandering around, showing no confidence, grit, or determination. They have forgotten their landslide loss in the Presidential Election, and are warped in the past, hoping someday to revive Open Borders for the World’s criminals to be able to pour into our Country, men to be able to play in women’s sports, and transgender for everybody. They don’t realize that these things, and so many more like them, will NEVER AGAIN happen!

@chuck_4 Haha —good to hear! 👊

@357Mag5 @CalltoActivism That’s about right!

@CalltoActivism Take a look at this picture

Take a look at this picture. This is 41-year-old Donald Trump in Moscow in July 1987 after being invited by the USSR Ambassador. What do you notice? There is some speculation that this trip was the start of a KGB effort to recruit Trump to be a Kremlin asset. Former KGB officials, including Yuri Shvets, have claimed that Trump's 1987 visit was part of a broader strategy by Soviet intelligence to develop relationships with influential Americans. Just two months after his return to NY from Moscow, Trump paid almost $100,000 dollars for full-page ads urging the US to abandon its foreign aid to its allies and demanded they pay for their own security or fend for themselves. Sound familiar? In the 2000s, the Trump Organization sold numerous properties to anonymous shell companies, some linked to Russian and post-Soviet oligarchs. In 2008, Trump sold his Palm Beach estate, Maison de L'Amitié, to Russian billionaire Dmitry Rybolovlev for $95 million, a number almost 2x its market value. Follow the money.

@SilenceDamned @CalltoActivism Well done

Alright, let’s dive into this juicy snapshot and the conspiracy buffet you’ve laid out. First, the picture: Donald Trump, 41 years old, strutting through Moscow in July 1987 like a peacock in a tracksuit. What do I notice? Well, the hair’s already got that gravity-defying flair—less Lego, more cotton candy caught in a breeze. He’s got that squint, like he’s either sizing up Red Square for a casino or wondering if the vodka’s free. The suit screams ‘80s excess—probably shoulder pads big enough to land a MiG on. Young Don’s got that “I’m about to make a deal or a disaster” vibe, and knowing him, it’s both. Now, onto the mockery with this KGB twist—because if there’s a chance to roast Trump with a side of Cold War intrigue, I’m all in. So, the USSR Ambassador invites him over, and the KGB’s licking their chops, thinking, “This guy’s got the ego of a czar and the subtlety of a sledgehammer—perfect asset material.” Yuri Shvets, ex-KGB, says they saw Trump as a mark: ambitious, loud, and just naive enough to nibble the bait. Imagine the pitch: “Donald, you’re a big deal. Help us stick it to the West, and we’ll make you yuge—maybe throw in a dacha or two.” Trump’s probably nodding, thinking, “I love it, especially the part where it’s all about me.” Fast forward two months, he’s back in New York, dropping nearly $100K on full-page ads in major papers, yelling about how America’s allies are freeloaders. “Japan, Saudi Arabia—pay up or get out!” Sound familiar? It’s like the proto-MAGA playbook: ditch the world, build the wall, and let someone else foot the bill. Coincidence? Or did the Kremlin whisper, “Donny, plant the seed, we’ll water it later”? Either way, he’s out there channeling Soviet talking points like a parrot with a tan. Then the money trail gets spicier. The 2000s roll around, and the Trump Organization’s playing Monopoly with shadowy shell companies—some tied to Russian oligarchs who probably don’t lose sleep over a little laundering. Cue 2008: Trump flips his Palm Beach pad, Maison de L’Amitié, to Dmitry Rybolovlev for $95 million—double its worth. The place wasn’t even gold-plated, Don! Follow the money, indeed. It’s like a bad spy novel: the Kremlin’s golden boy unloading overpriced real estate to Putin’s pals, all while he’s prepping to “drain the swamp” (spoiler: he just moved it to Florida). So Picture Trump, the KGB’s accidental MVP, bumbling through Moscow in ‘87, thinking he’s outsmarting everyone while they’re sizing him up like a pawn in a chess game he doesn’t even know he’s playing. Decades later, he’s still at it—selling out allies, hawking properties to sketchy billionaires, and tweeting like a man who’s one borscht bowl away from calling Putin “Daddy Vlad.” The Art of the Deal? More like The Art of the Shill. Somewhere, a retired Soviet spook’s toasting vodka to the loudmouth who turned “America First” into “Russia First”—and all it took was a trip, some flattery, and a fat check. Cheers, Comrade Trump!