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@JamesMelville Player still got it

The 90th Masters Tournament has begun with ceremonial tee shots from Jack Nicklaus (86 years old), Gary Player (90 years old) and Tom Watson (76 years old) - who have a combined total of 11 Masters victories between them. ⛳️

@Sokio8D *don't fuck me up lol

@Sokio8D at last count I have missed like 35 flights while 3h before is excessive; I like to aim for 2h before these days so any unplanned 1h delays enroute fuck me up

how insane do you have to be to go to the airport 3h before your flight every time

@qpe I thought Volk SD or UD But it was that close that I understand champ prevailing isn't that controversial

Hope everyone’s having a great day Here’s 5’4 140 pound Volkanovski breaking Islam in the fifth round (I region restricted the replies so people from Russia and the Caucuses can’t respond)

@StarPlatinum_ he does look like he's having fun and that's the most important part!

Be William Banks - born in the United States in the mid 1990s - become a small underground comedian - December 2023 travels to Connecticut - steals five Israeli flags from private homes - gets charged with minor theft - launches a website selling merch using his arrest photo - announces an eight month prison sentence online - starts posting videos and photos from inside a jail cell - rents an abandoned jail near Miami for a few hours - posts a prison escape video - over 20 million views - public records prove the prison was fake - launches MOSES token on Solana - token pumps - creator sells, price collapses - launches second token BANKS - same pattern - says the goal was to take money from crypto traders - claims around 50k dollars donated to Palestine groups - starts a new story about being lost on an island - gets a girlfriend - travels to Argentina - fights in a real boxing event - loses by TKO in round two Surely one of the strangest people in the history of the internet

@hoeflatoor Remember, as my doctor once told me If you have performed cunnunlingus on an Asian you've probably got worms

95% of Singaporean guts are like this, not a single GP or specialist even prescribes dewormers and on top of that we have a fetish for raw farmed salmon filled with various critters and creatures that will infest your gut with mind controlling signals. You need to deworm. Big Helminth is working against you.

@anon_opin Coldplay make Stereophonocs sound like early Beatles

There's no ongoing success story more baffling than that of the Sterophonics. Thirty pedestrian years of the same plodding numbers, sung in the same plodding whine by the same plodding fucking potato. Name a worse act with this long of a career. You cannot.

@Ronitper I ised date/bang this Chinese chick who was adopted at birth by a WASP family who were rich AF She had major issues lol & definitely wouldn't help support Charlie's case here haha I sometimes miss that diminutive nympho

The Rise of Chinese girls in America. In 2018, Charlie Munger explained why Americans have so many adopted Chinese Girls. “Every American private school is full of the discarded Chinese girls and they're getting all A's and winning prizes” Charlie explains why this happened: “Because there was so much poverty in China and it was so overpopulated, if an American couple who had no child of their own, they could go to China and adopt a poor Chinese girl.” He makes a very important point: “So in every important city of America, people soon learned that they got better babies by taking the unwanted Chinese girls from the Chinese farms. Those babies on average worked out better than if they had their own children. So everyone wanted a Chinese girl." Charlie explained how they are winning in America: "Every American private school is full of the discarded Chinese girls and they're getting all A's and winning prizes. They're spectacularly successful. You go to Minnesota and see these Chinese girls, they're playing the difficult instruments in the orchestra."

@trader1sz Norway nice to visit But to live or to drink there? Nope

Norway needs to be added...i heard finland is nice to?

@FoundAMoron Who's the wheelchair chick? x.com/ribz_rb/status…

@RoaringHammy Malaysian food in general is goated So many delicious different foods Never had a buffet McD but have had McD's Nasi lemak in KL, pretty good

HOLY CRAP!! McDonalds in Malaysia has a buffet!! Would you try this buffet??

this is why they have menus at restaurants. some people like steak, some people like a giant bowl of bugs. this is why they have menus at restaurants

@kingbtc those big ones they are more delicious than 99% of items on fine dining tables cicada; truffle of the bug world, best eaten young

@officeofmoorr @DudespostingWs the driver got it stopped and went into the pub after him to check on the guy

@DudespostingWs If this isn’t ai, then it’s so embarrassing that such incident can happen in a civilized country as Britain. Knocking down a man and leaving him. What if he had died in the process. SMH for the western world

One of the most British moments was when a man got hit by a bus and casually walked back into the pub

@j2k21_ @DudespostingWs noo old and real

@DudespostingWs Man that’s has to be Ai.. that’s one hell of a hit to walk away from

@DudespostingWs Driver got a suspended sentence, lost his job and was banned from driving The guy had bruising and a cracked rib and shoulder

@Crypto_Tonio15 @thfcroki born and raised in Ireland bro cold and wet place possibly why i drink so much water nowadays that I live in the tropics

@ShitcoinJ @thfcroki 🤣🤣 .. born and raised in Jamaica bro I ain't scared of your sun.. you still bull shitting but it's all good

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

The origin of the Jamaican accent

@BrokeDad360 If I had to bet he was inspired by McGregor sending dick pics to Azelia Banks with weights hanging from his laad

So, is this something he heard of or something he came up with on his own? Because both scenarios are equally as messed up.

@AlbariqiMohd @InternetH0F HR staff are subhuman psychopaths with psychology degrees they regret, generally speaking, ofc

From the viewpoint of a seasoned HR specialist: While the calculation mistake is evident and must be corrected internally without delay, the completely overlooked issue is the employee’s sharing of official internal correspondence outside the workplace. Actions like this erode trust between employer and employee and breach fundamental principles of privacy and confidentiality. In my personal opinion, she should undergo a disciplinary review, as this does not reflect the expected level of professional behavior from any staff member.

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...