shmeatBandito

@mokhanhim Sounds like your life sucks actually

1 year ago today, Dave Portnoy forced me to go to Auschwitz and apologize to the jews I refused — and Dave tried to ruin my life I was expelled from university, my post-grad job offer was revoked, I lost my “best friends”, was removed from my fraternity, received death threats, had my house broken into, and even got banned on Cash-app and PayPal These are the scare tactics jews will use to frighten you into submission Never bend the knee, never apologize, and always double down 1 year later, I don’t regret a thing.

@grantjbailey @jmhorp Separate the real losers from the no crowd and and you get a very different graph

@jmhorp The gap between the replies and reality is huge. College-educated guys are still earning way more in their twenties and it's not even close

Because people on the Internet are telling them they can start out making $175K as an electrician

@jmhorp Trades are far more sustainable. No clue if a BBA gets you anything in the job market 4 years from now

@_sn_n Life before smartphones actually

life before MAGA

@G5II11 Does it hurt to cut your finger nails? It’s the same idea.

للحين ما فهمت… ليش يأذون الحصان عشان يركبون فيه قطعة حديد؟ ما عندكم رحمة؟!

@HaleWrites @ArtCandee Funny how a jury of his peers and a fuckload of evidence suggest otherwise?

@ArtCandee He'd have been okay if he was in prison...like he should be, murdering little fucker!

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma.

@hell_line0 You’re literally a guy from Pakistan

I had a miscarriage at 11 weeks and it was like having a period all at once. That’s it. No big deal. I flushed the aborted tissue down the toilet.

@krassenstein Shut the fuck up

FYI: If you’re on X attacking me for buying a vehicle I like because it benefits Elon Musk, you may want to think that one through. Every time you post here to criticize me, you’re helping Elon’s other company, and likely training or feeding the ecosystem around xAI in the process. That’s the problem with purity tests: almost nobody passes them. If you want to trace the political contradictions behind nearly every product, platform, app, service, bank, car, phone, grocery store, streaming service, or AI tool you use, go ahead and ask Grok. Or ChatGPT. Or Claude. The truth is, modern life is full of compromises. I bought a vehicle I like. You’re posting on Elon’s platform to yell at me about it. Maybe we can all climb down from the hypocrisy Olympics for a minute.

@krassenstein Lmao I love the environment so I buy blood mineral battery cars

Crap. I didn’t think buying a Cybertruck would result in death threats. Calm down. I’m obsessed with AI and saving the environment. I still despise Trump and what Republicans are doing to this country.

@krassenstein @Joe_Covert Zero proof of that but go on

@Joe_Covert Lithium can be recycled oil can’t

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@that_furry621 @wickedsunshines Thank you for reinforcing the financing part of my joke. Ya’ll out here blowing out crotches from weird friction on klarna payment 14 of 48 😭😭

@ShmeatBandito @wickedsunshines I don't even have a fursuit, that shit is too expensive

if you cross out ANYTHING on this list, you are a BAD PERSON.

@ArtsyMarx1st You mean the meds that all have increased risk of suicide? Literally every single one on the market?

this is the worst thing ive read today. people will die without their meds.

@unbrokenwasused Because it is

transphobes will look you dead in the eyes and say this is a man

@c4msinterrupted @wickedsunshines Call me whatever, I probably 5x your income and keep more of it in my pocket not having to get the cum cleaned out of a neon purple wolf costume I needed Klarna to buy

@ShmeatBandito @wickedsunshines And we're allowed to call you evil. Simple as that.

@prolifefrenchie Cause you didn’t need to let a deadbeat fuck you

is there a reason we’re mocking single moms and not deadbeat dads?

@lovella_central @Goofy_Spice @wickedsunshines Costumes that regularly need specialized dry cleaning to get the cum out of them. Maybe a little different than Halloween, yea?

@Goofy_Spice @wickedsunshines @ShmeatBandito I dressed up as Mona Lisa for halloween, does that mean I want to fuck paintings? They're just costumes man

@Vulpixia No they aren’t

why tf am I getting "not including trans women isnt transphobic" in a women's only val tournament on tl yes it's transphobic- why do u think women spaces exist in the first place? it's to curate a safe place for women away from harm trans women arent harm, they are women too.

@Qveen_Potato Just go live in the sewers bro

Ah, the "let's bring back segregation" type shit.

@amelia_tweetz Must’ve bought a bunch of stupid shit retard

I spent $420 on groceries today - mind you I am a single adult !! This is why women aren’t having children.

@Gm25299547 @huskzito44 @wickedsunshines Objectively yes

@ShmeatBandito @huskzito44 @wickedsunshines So this makes all furries bad right