shmeatBandito

2.1K posts

shmeatBandito

shmeatBandito

@ShmeatBandito

go to your room

Katılım Kasım 2024
4 Takip Edilen13 Takipçiler
Mo Khan
Mo Khan@mokhanhim·
1 year ago today, Dave Portnoy forced me to go to Auschwitz and apologize to the jews I refused — and Dave tried to ruin my life I was expelled from university, my post-grad job offer was revoked, I lost my “best friends”, was removed from my fraternity, received death threats, had my house broken into, and even got banned on Cash-app and PayPal These are the scare tactics jews will use to frighten you into submission Never bend the knee, never apologize, and always double down 1 year later, I don’t regret a thing.
English
1.5K
6.4K
57.1K
5.6M
Grant Bailey
Grant Bailey@grantjbailey·
@jmhorp The gap between the replies and reality is huge. College-educated guys are still earning way more in their twenties and it's not even close
Grant Bailey tweet media
English
21
9
421
13.3K
shmeatBandito
shmeatBandito@ShmeatBandito·
@jmhorp Trades are far more sustainable. No clue if a BBA gets you anything in the job market 4 years from now
English
0
0
0
448
shmeatBandito
shmeatBandito@ShmeatBandito·
@G5II11 Does it hurt to cut your finger nails? It’s the same idea.
English
0
0
0
119
الجوهرة
الجوهرة@G5II11·
للحين ما فهمت… ليش يأذون الحصان عشان يركبون فيه قطعة حديد؟ ما عندكم رحمة؟!
العربية
681
78
3K
6.7M
Guy Hale
Guy Hale@HaleWrites·
@ArtCandee He'd have been okay if he was in prison...like he should be, murdering little fucker!
English
35
0
26
2.9K
Art Candee 🍿🥤
Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee·
Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma.
Art Candee 🍿🥤 tweet media
English
5.1K
1.1K
10.3K
889.6K
Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
FYI: If you’re on X attacking me for buying a vehicle I like because it benefits Elon Musk, you may want to think that one through. Every time you post here to criticize me, you’re helping Elon’s other company, and likely training or feeding the ecosystem around xAI in the process. That’s the problem with purity tests: almost nobody passes them. If you want to trace the political contradictions behind nearly every product, platform, app, service, bank, car, phone, grocery store, streaming service, or AI tool you use, go ahead and ask Grok. Or ChatGPT. Or Claude. The truth is, modern life is full of compromises. I bought a vehicle I like. You’re posting on Elon’s platform to yell at me about it. Maybe we can all climb down from the hypocrisy Olympics for a minute.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

English
2.2K
87
2.2K
933.6K
Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Crap. I didn’t think buying a Cybertruck would result in death threats. Calm down. I’m obsessed with AI and saving the environment. I still despise Trump and what Republicans are doing to this country.
English
3.4K
60
1.8K
386.3K
Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.
Brian Krassenstein tweet media
English
9.6K
363
7.2K
3.7M
shmeatBandito
shmeatBandito@ShmeatBandito·
@that_furry621 @wickedsunshines Thank you for reinforcing the financing part of my joke. Ya’ll out here blowing out crotches from weird friction on klarna payment 14 of 48 😭😭
English
1
0
0
13
shmeatBandito
shmeatBandito@ShmeatBandito·
@ArtsyMarx1st You mean the meds that all have increased risk of suicide? Literally every single one on the market?
English
0
0
1
40
shmeatBandito
shmeatBandito@ShmeatBandito·
@c4msinterrupted @wickedsunshines Call me whatever, I probably 5x your income and keep more of it in my pocket not having to get the cum cleaned out of a neon purple wolf costume I needed Klarna to buy
English
2
0
2
171
anna ♡
anna ♡@Vulpixia·
why tf am I getting "not including trans women isnt transphobic" in a women's only val tournament on tl yes it's transphobic- why do u think women spaces exist in the first place? it's to curate a safe place for women away from harm trans women arent harm, they are women too.
English
213
89
1.1K
28K
Amelia 🇺🇸
Amelia 🇺🇸@amelia_tweetz·
I spent $420 on groceries today - mind you I am a single adult !! This is why women aren’t having children.
English
933
68
1.1K
80.6K