☠️PlatypusNate☠️

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@EricLDaugh Well I guess it’s time for us to go back to school

🚨 BREAKING: By stroke of pen, President Trump raises the H-1B Visa fee from $1,000 to *$100,000,* and directs the Secretary of Labor to revise the wage rules to make it much harder for companies to hire foreigners in replacement of American workers. Massive win.

Are our medians preventing storm drainage??

@unusual_whales It’s happening again, y’all

BREAKING: US intelligence indicates that Russia and China are attempting to recruit federal employees fired by the Trump administration, per CNN

Hunting for the best entry point 👀

@JOKAQARMY1 Bro was like “all bombs are unexploded lol”

He don't know what to do. Cause he just got played.

A bigger home for all my belongings, or a storage unit and I get all my space back? 🤔

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Texas is in for a fun time

Reagan campaigned on ending the federal Dept of Education, which was created by Carter in 1979, but it was bigger when Reagan left office than when he started! Not this time. President @realDonaldTrump will succeed.

@iamyesyouareno Higher IQ’s rn

No lies detected.

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@redpillb0t Daily exercise in my home 🤣 But I’ve noticed most people who are smart enough to know will still ignore these truths if it means changing anything of their own.

They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting screwed.

@DisrespectedThe @CollinRugg Dude tried to surf his way into the backseat and found out like everyone else who ever tried the same thing. Sucks that ppl got hurt, but cmon man fleeing =/= intent to murder here 🤦‍♂️

@CollinRugg Attempted murder. It's time to get serious about this, or it'll continue to happen.

NEW: Two women arrested after a police officer suffered a brutal head injury while trying to stop one of the women from fleeing the scene. The police officer was sent to the hospital for a head injury and remains in serious condition. 28-year-old Jamaysha Butler could be seen trying to flee the scene when the Beaumont, Texas officer tried stopping her. Police were initially called to the location due to an early morning disturbance involving a group of people. The officer fell off the side of the car and banged his head on the pavement. When the officer handcuffed 22-year-old Melissa Bell, Butler, who was also going to be arrested, bolted for the car. The officer tried stopping her but sadly fell from the car. Butler was charged with intoxication, assault, and evading detention. Bell is facing charges including public intoxication, resisting arrest, interference with public duties, and assault on a peace officer. The officer is in stable but serious condition.

@KBTXRusty It’s getting to a tipping point where we can’t just throw the extra road funding at the wall anymore 😅 Seems like he wanted to bring it to our attention that he’s fed up!

🚨Bryan police last night arrested Edward Garza, 35, after he was seen using sledgehammers to damage to medians along Texas Avenue in Bryan. When asked why he said he needed a lawyer before answering any questions.

@l0rdadrean 🤘😂

*Graphic Footage* CUSTOMER ATTACKS STORE OWNER AT MAD WINGZ IN KILLEEN TEXAS OVER WRONG ORDER 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😭

@elonmusk Wow, a celestial burp

We are so tiny

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@unusual_whales Interactive harry potter picture frames stuff woah let’s go!

Woah, look at this. Google, $GOOGL, has just showcased Genie 2, a model that can create 3D playable worlds from 2D images, without a game engine:

@DoeyJawson @silvergelpen *tosses back the lighter* 🤣

@ShockWav_ @silvergelpen I call it a "bro who the fuck fucked up this joint"

@unusual_whales I wonder if that’s gonna vacuum some cash out or attract more inwards first

Putin signs law recognizing digital currencies as property, exempting crypto mining and sales from VAT

@redpillb0t Lowkey Ourselves..

If the whole world is in debt, then to whom are we all indebted?