Deidre 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

This ketamine, ecstasy and mushroom-using government contractor, the richest person in the world, sacked thousands of excellent government workers, caused the deaths of thousands of poor children in foreign lands, stole Americans’ data and destroyed government services but he did pick up billions more in government contracts while he was in town!

Your boss wears more makeup than RuPaul, unironically loves YMCA, and does a double hand job dance.

If you believe this story you may be the dumbest, most gullible person you yourself have ever come across

URGENT: Do Not Download the New White House App: The app has the tools to access your precise location in the background every few minutes. They literally can track you. It defines: Android location permissions: ACCESS_FINE_LOCATION (precise GPS) ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION (approximate) ACCESS_BACKGROUND_LOCATION Timing constants: FOREGROUND_UPDATE_TIME_MS = 270000 → 4.5 minutes BACKGROUND_UPDATE_TIME_MS = 570000 → 9.5 minutes Also: TIME_FOREGROUND_SEC = 300 (5 min) TIME_BACKGROUND_SEC = 600 (10 min)

Gaines: I seriously praise God every single day that President Trump won back in 2024 because I cannot imagine an alternative world with Kamala Harris as President. Lara Trump: Don’t scare us. That’s enough crazy talk.

@Acyn The day will come when the Trump Family (except Mary) and the Trump name will become radioactive waste.

@Acyn A former junkie whose brain has been rotted by heroin is saying what about Trump's brain power?

RFK JR: Trump has encyclopedic molecular knowledge across a wide range of very eclectic interests—Broadway shows, golf… One time, he grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him. He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge about what’s happening in each of the agencies—my agency and the others—and he has an instinct for making good choices. I would also say this: I think my uncle, John Kennedy, understood the use of power better than any president before him. And I think Donald Trump understands the use of power better than probably any president we’ve had—at least since Roosevelt, and maybe in American history.

Yes, Governor Gavin Newsom started a war with Iran and shut down the Strait of Hormuz. King Newscum’s powers are truly endless!

Look who I ran into at the No Kings rally in Torrance, California.

If so, get this disloyal anti-democracy moron Pam Bondi on the first deportation boat for White Trash Island

Bold move putting that guy on an island...

"Of course, this happened in 1957"

No Queens

TRUMP: “I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better.”

Bruce Springsteen is currently playing to a #NoKings crowd of over 200,000 people in Saint Paul Minnesota right now! Trump is using government to hurt people who disagree. That is what kings do to scare others. We will not be scared. We will not be silent.

@gtconway3d Good job, Clyde! 🥰🐕

Clyde is exhausted from marching for democracy. #NoKings

Trump arrives at Mar-a-Lago last night to “hang out with losers because it makes him feel good.”

It’s that time again. Reply with your submissions for my Top 10 Best Signs of No Kings contest. As always, my epic Top 10 will be posted tomorrow morning, which always gets millions of views across social media. Originality is key. Post your favorite signs below to enter!

Oh Piggy is gonna LOSE it. 😂😂