Shogun Cybersecurity

@HackingLZ Special Extra Terrestrial Earthing Counter

I have had this tattoo forever. I’m getting something similar with “Too Many Secrets” and the answering machine/blackbox from sneakers next week, but still kicking around ideas 🤔

@0xTib3rius DNS exists in superposition, being simultaneously S and F tier.

Putting DNS in the A Tier turned out to be the most contentious part of this. 😅

@techspence Microsoft.

Explain this photo in cybersecurity terms

@snyff Not necessarily.... strong findings often still need to be explained properly for the client to understand them and why they are important.

People say “The report is the most important part of a pentest.” I used to agree. But the report is the packaging, not the product. The real value is in what you find: the vulnerabilities, the logic flaws, the broken assumptions. Strong findings speak for themselves.

@mediaphyter They probably are the CMO...

It's shocking how many vendors are pitching me as a security buyer simply because I am speaking at #RSAC. One, look at my job. Two, don't use speakers as targets. Three, how bad is your GTM program strategy if this is your approach? Does your CMO or CRO know you're doing this? They should stop you before you further hurt their brand. Do better.

@WeldPond Actually I was dialling into the uni mainframe on a 2400 baud modem, logging in using an older friend's account, running fetchmail, THEN running pine :)

Who remembers when checking your email was opening a terminal window, SSHing into your account and running Pine?

@techspence ...to obfuscate the fact that you didn't actually find anything worth talking about...

Seen too many 100-page pentest reports that say nothing…a great pentest report should be - Precise - Clear - Actionable Otherwise, what’s even the point?

@rekdt Probably runs all of AWS now.

When I worked for AWS, there was a guy who was speed running all the AWS certifications by just memorizing the practice tests, taking and passing one per week Wonder what he's doing now??

@_sarahyo ZOMG WANT! :D

This t shirt is 🔥

Sorry but if you're going to use pictures like that it has to rhyme..... "You'll never phish me!" is what you might think, But sooner all later we all click the link

@plaverty9 Check yourself into a mental institution :P

If someone wanted to become a Windows SysAdmin, where would they start? Classes at a Microsoft training center? Online?

@techspence Focusing entirely on tools and technical controls, ignoring people and process.

What’s the most common mistake you see small IT teams make when it comes to security?

@troyhunt No the question is whether the president has the legal authority to unilaterally grant such an authorisation unilaterally. By your logic, anyone can authorise someone to hack into your computer, and the only question is whether the authorisation should have been given...

@ShogunCySec Yes, it’s still authorised, the question remains whether it should have been

I’ve had a few people flag this with me as a “data breach”. It’s not, it’s authorised access. Not liking that authorisation does not make it a data breach. If one of these guys then accidentally leaks it all over the place to unauthorised parties, *then* it’s a data breach!

Let’s be real, if you’re naive enough to believe you can break into Cyber with a bootcamp, you aren’t ready for a Cyber job

@JackRhysider Here at Techopoly, we take your privacy. Seriously.

Dear Tech Companies: Stop pretending your privacy policy isn't just: 'Your data is basically our data now' At least be honest about it 🤷‍♀️

@BentleyAudrey Well a man finally said you have value, time to celebrate 🤪🤮

A man recently called me a "high value woman" is that something I can put on my resume or what??

@UK_Daniel_Card Yeah, the correct term is "African American Teamer"

LINKEDIN CRINGE GOES BRRRR (BLACK TEAING IS NOT A THING!!!!)

@gabsmashh Does the other side say "come out and share it with me"? ;-D

did a craft this weekend for my guest bathroom

@d0rkph0enix I caught the end of the chiefs v bills game since I was visiting my American sister-in-law on the weekend, and I thought "Oh Lina's going to be happy" :D

What a great day. ☺️ #ChiefsKingdom