Trenches messiah

Bro to bro: If a woman always tell you “if you cheat on me I will do my own back” just know she’s already cheating on you, it’s just a matter of time before you find out bro. Move on before she leave you. TIOLT

@jon_d_doe “J will do that sir thank you” Once she reach school she Dey go meet boyfriend

Please read the conversation that I had with a 20 year old girl.

@Ekitipikin Mayor me I no Sabi cook o but I be professional cleaner. I can help tidy your apartment

Private chef needed in Abuja. Free accommodation, 24/7 electricity, and unlimited internet access provided. Salary range is ₦200k, with one day off weekly. Kindly note that visitors or friends are not allowed into the compound… DM.

@__rahlee @jon_d_doe Me sef bookmarked yours ✅

@ShonibareAdeye1 @jon_d_doe lol,your life??? bookmarked 😂

I've told you all that I will use my platform to campaign for Peter Obi. He may or may not win. But as far as I am concerned, no other person that will be on the ballot papers for the post of president, is as clean as Peter Obi. You all know this, but your hatred, envy, greed & tribal and religious bigotry won't let you be great. Search your conscience. We have never had a better presidential candidate since the return of democracy. "Politics is about numbers" I agree. But let us have a free, fair and credible elections to test this. Let us have an election where voters are not threatened by thugs, or ballot boxes being snatched, where the security agencies are not used to rig elections. Let us have elections where poor people are not incentivised with money, bags or rice and beans or garri. Peter Obi would win hands down. End.

@jon_d_doe The way you always say he’s working free, how many of this corrupt politicians are not working free?

Then why is he still walking free? Do you not think that he's a threat to political "big wigs?" Has he ever been arrested by any anti-graft agency or tried? How many times has he asked people to go and investigate him? That man is not a a saint, but you can't deny this fact.

@jon_d_doe @Lifesorchard Amen but I will not still vote obi even if I want to vote

If you sell your votes for money or bags of rice, beans or garri. Your children will not amount to anything good in this life. Amen 🙏.

@yabaleftonline If Una done finish Una content you will let us know.

19 year old lady slept with 10 men in a day and this happened 💔

@jon_d_doe I won’t divorce and I won’t ask her still. I will just continue the marriage but I will be on the look just incase she continues. Reason why I won’t tell her is that she might become dangerous and she might take me for a weakling.

Question for men: You're married, and pleased with your wife and how she's helping you raise your children. Many years into your marriage, you got a reliable info that she was into hook-up with evidences. Would you want to divorce her? Yes or No, state your reasons 👇.

@arojinle1 I think one of the characteristics of cats are their retractable claws

Peep those retractable claws

So like this arsenal done enter final If e remain small make them win champions league world war go start

@Boss_Dignity @Iam_Ogt @jon_d_doe Just hear your self

@Iam_Ogt @jon_d_doe Put his picture or not. They shared rice in his name

I want to challenge anyone to show me a bag of rice, beans or garri that has Peter Obi's picture printed on it. Do not edit any picture because I have done my research. Peter Obi is one of the politicians who doesn't give free money. He donates to charity & good course. End.

@MrBeast Winning this

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

I recall when I first told women to start kissing the penis of thier men and say "thank you, you were so sweet", many women found it weird. Or perhaps they love the idea but were pretending about it. I don show una one evidence now say e dey work like magic. These things may seem funny or too raw, but many of you won't understand how doing such things place you in the eyes of your men. Men love to be pampered in a kingly way. There are times you'd have sex with your man, and after he cums, he would be very tired and even lazy to go to the bathroom to wash up. Use that moment to pamper him. Go to the bathroom to get tissue or wet towel to wipe his dick clean and kiss it. "That was so good honey, I enjoyed every moment. The way you were hitting it, I didn't want you to stop. Thank you honey". He'll feel pampered, masculine and appreciated. Then he can doze off while you go take care of yourself in bathroom. Then you go to bed to lie beside him. When you guys wake up, dress the bed. If you have drawn "map of Africa" on the sheet, change it. The more you consciously do this, the more his love and affection for you grow. And so would his commitment. Do you know why? Many young men have not experienced this type of treatment. They mostly imagine it. Make it a reality for them and they'd be happy and see you differently. If you're cohabiting with your man or you're spending the weekend with him. Once he goes to take his shower, bring out one of his washed boxers and singlet and place them strategically on the bed where he would see them. If he returns home and drops his boxers on the floor or just randomly drops it, pick it up and wash them or place them in the laundry basket. "How was your day today honey? Were you able to accomplish your tasks today? I made you a delicious egusi soup, please have your shower, let me go and serve your dinner". Then you the man. When you see a lady treating you this way, do not say in your mind that she's pretending so that you can marry her. Question you should ask yourself is this: "If my wife treats me this way, won't I be happy?" When your girlfriend or fiancée serves you food, say "thank you" to her even if you were the one that gave her money to prepare the meal. When having sex with her, compliment her body. If her toto is smelling good, compliment it as you're digging it. "I love how your vagina smells and tastes, give it to me baby. I love fucking you my love" Say those things. It would boost her self confidence and feel appreciated and valued. I didn't say that you should go and moaning ooo. That's a feminine behavior. If toto too sweet you, keep calm and enjoy it. You groan, you don't moan. Don't always feel like you're a man and feel too big or proud to compliment and appreciate your woman. Then once in a while, dash her money. Not because you're paying her for sex, but because women love money. It's how you give her that matters, not what you give her. Start practicing these things and thank me later. End.

As a man never let a woman feed you for long, especially your wife. *Especially your wife*

@jon_d_doe Man have always have spit. But they also use oil or grease.

Before the invention of lubes, were men fucking dry totos?

@jon_d_doe @chemmylowe Yes o. You don’t need to cook it just cut the okra into pieces and soak for a day and drink the water. For man it make you last long and for woman the wetness will come. It works like magic

@chemmylowe Okra ke? 😂 😂

@jon_d_doe @Lifesorchard How are you making 500k-1m in a month Abeg. Teach me how to make it Abeg, I promise you I won’t spend on woman

I have said severally, that if you have a brother that is under 25 and is in a relationship, check on him. That girl that he's dating is most likely exploiting & extorting him. Please read from a 25 year old young man. You may wish to advice him 👇.

@RDB11816173 Some of us came from here and some how we are trying our best in life and some people still wish we fail

Were you there?

Some of us came from here and some how we are trying our best in life and some people still wish we fail