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me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again
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@repgirlypop Exile ends in 4:43 seconds (according to Spotify), which adds up to 11 and there’s obviously the 2 on the face of the clock…
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This is why the joke matters. Cause it’s not a joke.
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Per The Daily Beast
“Trump waited to make sure that Bezos did what he said he was going to do, and then met with the Blue Origin people,” he said on Saturday. “Which tells us that there was an actual deal made."
Ex-WaPo Editor: This Is a Straight Bezos-Trump ‘Quid Pro Quo’
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"If my Abortion is going to get me a mürdër charge, I might as well k!ll my rap!st"
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When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.
If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.
If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.
Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.
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Like I’ve always said (see my pinned tweet), your vote is a secret. Just between you and your maker. No one has to know.
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The worst part of election season is when women have to tell their greatest traumas in order to beg for our right to live knowing that some ham-scented brother-cousin is calling her a baby killer
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Almost choked to death on a jack and coke because I took a sip just as the old grizzled survivalist asked the young skinny blonde bartendress what her plan is for surviving the collapse of society and she said with utmost conviction, "Oh, I would just kill myself".
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