Shrek For President

THANK YOU for electing me to be the President of Far Far Away! It's an honor and I will not let you down!

The results are in! #ShrekDonkey2016

I know we're all anxiously awaiting tomorrow--the day Prince Charming announces that the election was rigged.

Look, you're all important! You don't need to go pretending you're a swing state.

A poll is just a couple of numbers that say I'm winning. You still have to go vote!

I'm running for president and spreading the word about democracy! Check out my playlist on the @YouTube Kids app: ytkids.app.goo.gl/JhZY

Please don't flip a coin to decide, people! This is too important!

One more week to go! If you're tired of all charm and no change, follow @Shrek4Pres on twitter and Facebook to vote for #ShrekDonkey2016!

These Slamtools are certainly different! Meet them in an all-new season of Dinotrux! Now streaming on @Netflix!

I promise to be more enthusiastic as your president than I am about this costume. #Halloween

Scary costume, right? But not as scary as @charming4pres going as president of Far Far Away! -Donkey

May it be just as successful as your campaign has been.

Thanks! But I still can't put a ghost in my cabinet.

Walking by them and hearing them say 'hi' to you doesn't count as an endorsement!

Yeah they have some weird 'facts only' policy.

Bigly (adj.) The only size a waffle should be. -Donkey

Preparing for tonight's #debate:

#DrainTheSwamp? But you're running for president of FAR FAR AWAY

Only 3 weeks left until the election is over. Follow me here and on Facebook for change you can smell!

No, you're just going to fight working people.