Prince Charming

That was going to happen whether I won or not.

This can't be happening.

Crying tears of both fear and joy right now.

When people are trying to bring you down and you need to put on a crown to remind yourself you're still a prince

Notice how it's never brought up with @Shrek4Pres. Why, just because he didn't have one and I did? UNFAIR!

We all know the best part of voting is the bragging rights!

One more week to vote for me by following me on Twitter and Facebook! Because who needs more than just a pretty face? #CharmingGingy2016

Happy Halloween and have fun flying your own brooms, peasants! P.S. Keep your costumes to use as disguises to vote for me more than once!

So can I keep the donations I don't use after the election is over?

Hate to say I told you so, but I did warn you all that you should be born rich.

Polls are completely RIGGED! They keep including @Shrek4Pres supporters!

What? They said I was supposed to roast @Shrek4Pres!

I will totally accept the results of this historic election--if I win. If I don't, I'll throw an awkward-for-my-age tantrum on the floor.

Already got mine: Blech, Shrek! Took me a month to come up with that one but it was totally worth it

We need to breathe new, extremely handsome life into this place. It's time to #DrainTheSwamp!

.@shrek4pres gets debate questions ahead of time, so unfair! How was I supposed to know I'd be asked about issues facing Far Far Away?

It's a conspiracy.

I heard scapegoats live here and they can help me? Can someone help me find one?

What you're telling me I said #ThingsICantRemember

.@Shrek4Pres has to go to jail. How else will I win the election?