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I keep drinking brake fluid, but no matter how much I ingest, I just can't stop.
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@Shrekonomical
ass & titties, please & thank you
USA, America Katılım Şubat 2013
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@lovelybellii maybe... don't chat with people on snapchat ? I'm also 22, idk how you could find a 17y old attractive, they are kids.
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How the 16 year old au pair looks at me after my nagging bitch wife goes out to get groceries
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@Xentherida @kolos013 @luke_leisher_ A REAL ksp-ass lunar program would’ve ended with all of them dead, unfortunately.
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@kolos013 @luke_leisher_ Nahh a REAL ksp-ass lunar program would have rotated the craft too so they ALL get to be the furthest from Earth
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@AndreTI @bitdeep_ @FFmpeg @aakashxsh The scary part is that these same tools to find security flaws are equally valuable to the good guys and the bad guys for the same reason 😅
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@bitdeep_ @FFmpeg @aakashxsh It is very important that critical security vulnerabilities in critical software like FFMPEG get patched immediately. This is not a game. Lives are plausibly on the line. When ransomware shuts down hospitals, people die.
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Talk is cheap, send patches.
Alex Albert@alexalbert__
We released Claude Opus 4.6 just two months ago. Today we're sharing some info on our new model, Claude Mythos Preview.
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@Gixian_X @hoshizorarock You’re correct, but also gay for noticing 🤣
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@hoshizorarock This is why in the US, the men do the grilling while the women just sit around looking hot.
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アメリカ人よ
今回のバーベキュー対決は我々の勝ちで文句はないよな？
Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper@DrRemilio
Average wagyu restaurant experience in Japan
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@tatruos @st_louis_stan You’re not wrong, but you’re about 20 years too early.
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@st_louis_stan Women unironically can't cook and can't clean and haven't been able to since probably 1945
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This is an interesting shift I've noticed where women millennial and younger are totally inept cooks, almost taking a weird pride in not knowing how to cook, meanwhile men often have hobby interests in cooking and husbands are oftentimes the household's Main Cook
Jenna@mom_of_littles
@AX5336348154060 Wait until you hear that my husband cooks more often than me
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@KanesCabDriv3r Let’s give Pelosi a shot too, see if she can fart out anything more than a light dusting
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@ArthurLCLR Those are the first true French Fries I’ve seen! 😂
Bone apple teeth, my friend!
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Honestly really irresponsible for you to be taking a girl to Iran during this time anyway 🤷🏻♂️🤣
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I cringe because I’ve been there.
Fellas, what’s a better response to an unsolicited, “no, not tonight”?
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GIF
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@Shrekonomical @iouabouts @BalboaRegular @neppy nobodys saying slow down. also living with anxiety 24/7 won’t make it any better, it’d actually make it worse since you’ll seek shortcuts
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@iouabouts @BalboaRegular @neppy You blink again and then you’re 30, then 35, then 40… “Slow down, you have time” is bad advice at any age.
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@maiamindel Feel like it implies licking to be a lot more common than it actually is
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@mom_of_littles Nothing, because once you add something to grilled cheese, it’s no longer a grilled cheese; it becomes a MELT!
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@addystonray @AphexColthorpe @RunawayMeerkat @CNLiberalism X uses 2 data centers in Atlanta & Portland
Grok (xAI) uses 3 data centers: 2 in Tennessee and 1 in Mississippi
The USA has 5,400+ data centers, with large concentrations in Virginia, Texas, California, etc… I don’t think 1 more is going to do anything other than create jobs.
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@Shrekonomical @AphexColthorpe @RunawayMeerkat @CNLiberalism Twitter does not use data centers like AI does you fucking idiot. We’ve been using Twitter for 20+ years. These data centers are popping up directly because of AI.
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Data center hysteria is genuinely one of the dumbest populist panics in recent years
Resist Wire@ResistWire
BREAKING: 13 shots fired into home of Indianapolis councilor; note reading “No data centers” left at scene.
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@Shrekonomical @spursnut2 @bttldog @NotThatHughes English is surely not my first language but at least I can comprehend it just fine, unlike you
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I love the notion that, because she was an English major, no one ever taught her about the sun.
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