Shrey

oh you're a yankees fan? like donald trump? like henry kissinger? like jeffrey epstein?

niggas be like "bring some bitches" like i do sex trafficking

@Dunkintern I’m 30 and ran up to an F1 driver earlier today to ask for a selfie. Embarrassed but worth

"Lucas Sims can I get a picture" is one of the most insane sentences I've ever uttered and I'll utter it again if I could

When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs

The 877-CASH-NOW guy?

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

If Iowa beats Florida, then Nebraska v Iowa has to start with a ceremonial punt before tipoff

@PBentis @HikaruNdKaoru @rebelyasblkcurl @otgyana Relying is different than literally just recognizing simple terms lol. You’re the one complaining about someone using terms from a 3rd grade biology class and then turning it into a conspiracy theory with “usually hiding something”

@ShreyVA @HikaruNdKaoru @rebelyasblkcurl @otgyana You rely on Twitter for education. You are automatically banished from intellectual conversation. Clapping like a seal with Parkinson’s because you can’t comprehend what I’m saying, but the brain fart you call a thought made you feel like the rest of society. Troglodyte.

i’ll never understand lymphatic drainage. drain it to WHERE

@PBentis @HikaruNdKaoru @rebelyasblkcurl @otgyana Must be hard to be stupid and then wanting to stay that way

@HikaruNdKaoru @rebelyasblkcurl @otgyana So all of this English and all you had to say was “you shit or piss it out”. When people make simple matters more complex then they need to be they are usually hiding something.

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

They banned him for this

200 year old farmhouse and I have no tac light. Gotta hit em with the ol "Hark! Who goes there?"

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

Gets you thinking... @Fanatics @NFLonFOX

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

Bro would steal Jalen Hurts’ job in .5 seconds if he wanted to

First Look at Amir Khan as Smoke Jr. and Stack Jr. in ‘SINNERS: LEGACY” Ryan Coogler will not return. Rohit Shetty (‘SINGHAM’, ‘CHENNAI EXPRESS’, ‘GOLMAAL 3’) is set to direct. (Source: ew.com/sinners-scene-…)

More boots on the ground.

had a guinness outside and I swear I saw a brief glimpse of the lord