Shuprotik Banerjee

How to buy sleep?

Some days you wake up and the reels are just on point

Kendrick can but can drake?

@theshivaank @hardikaroraa_ Hardik meet soon

Every time I meet with new people, I tell them my hometown. Almost 95% if the people say I know a guy who’s from the same place. Why didn’t I meet that person then.!???!!! I’m desperate to find someone from my hometown here, meanwhile @hardikaroraa_ is suffering from success 😭

Sometimes don't question life, let life question you...

Why call it receeding hairline and not frontal cortex developing?

Its not late if you're on the way #goodmorning

Blr people are you familiar with bobstuationship?

@HardikA2311_ @sushi33trash You're the strongest person I know, and I do know you.

@sushi33trash you're the strongest person i know and i don’t even know you

you’re fucked when people start telling you that you’re the strongest person they know

@HardikA2311_ @shobhitic Exception for you

@shobhitic @ShuIsAtHome

People from Indiranagar when you ask them to hangout outside of Indiranagar

reading 1 linkedin post is equivalent to unreading 5 books

Scrolled all the apps and its not even 9am

@rapidobikeapp @HardikA2311_ @rapidobikeapp why is hardik getting an apology when I was the one not getting a ride -_-

@HardikA2311_ Hi Hardik, we are continuously educating our captains to avoid cancellations. This is not the service we aim to provide, and we will make sure this does not happen again. We are continuously working to improve our services to serve you better.

in todays episode of blr rapido drivers ft.@ShuIsAtHome

Wake n bake karte huye raat hogayi bc

When u taught humans how to arch for backshots and gave them a new position only to be put in jail by Delhi court. #FREEMYDAWGS

@APompliano @HardikA2311_

Hard truth.

@vedikaargh Red clay strays ftw

She comes from silver spoon, golden rule, private school, never miss Sunday churchghhhhhhhhh

@HardikA2311_ Coke

diet coke

@HardikA2311_ Lungs workout this weekend

hit the gym folks!

@HardikA2311_ see u tmmrw :)

Either I am gonna make it, or I am gonna make it, or I am gonna make it

Was sleepy... took a sniff of old monk