Shy Talk

Mrs W doesn’t know much about golf. She walks into the lounge. Mrs W ‘so, what time does Rory start whacking off’!

@bonkerssteve Clothing is certainly a factor and also attitude plays a part . My esteemed work colleagues find my 54 summers a bit hard to comprehend as I have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old

I'm 59 towards the end of this year and couldn't help thinking, do we look younger for our age than our parents and grandparents did? I recall my dad in his 40s looked like what people do now in their 60s and 70s! Or is it just me? Or how we perceive things as we age?

@dontforgetchaos Can't be flat otherwise my bastard cat would have pushed everything off by now

Oh now MAGA are leaving me alone but I’ve incurred the wrath of Flat Earthers. Utterly hilarious.

@history99917180 Your going to be shovelling Dave's best work till you don't know the difference between horseshit and Hobnobs

In bother again. Neighbour asked Sam to check on their dog. It’s had an operation & they think the surgical collar is too tight. Mrs W has a feel. Mrs W ‘It’s fine, I can get 2 fingers in the collar. 3 fingers is too loose’ Me ‘Yer, 3 fingers is never a good sign’ Mrs W,

@CliveWardauthor You have to be of a certain vintage to remember them

@TexSandlin Errr what P51 ? where ? 🙂

From my bud at Warbird Pinup Girls - THIS is why my generation was the Baby Boom....😎 Pamela, a P-51 and that sleepwear, Oh My.

@stats_feed What a load of Wa..... Never mind 😁

Men should ejaculate an average of 21 times a month to help prevent prostate cancer

@MarkOrmrod 100% . Also Terminator is a documentary - we are just waiting for Grok to rename itself as Skynet then we will be labouring for a water ration from our electronic overlords

I’m sat here watching Men In Black and I’m convinced that movies about aliens have all been made just to condition us for when they actually make themselves known. What do you think?

@InspGadgetBlogs Armed Dibble have got form for this have they not. Which branch left their utility belt complete with Glock in a public bog ??

Please tell me this is an April Fools?

@bonkerssteve Velocaraptor all day long

I only had a cheap pair of these when I was a kid. Damned things kept coming apart. Still had a lot of fun with them though. I wonder how I'd get on with a pair now, at my age? 🤣🤣🤣

@mototingle Funny we talk about build quality. Current crop of hondas are drinking oil like a smashed alky. Ducati are still building Friday afternoon bikes which is a bit shit when they are costing 40 bags ! . It's going to be an interesting watch

This is a Kove, it’s held in high regard by Influencers and MCN alike. China are becoming more engrained into multi franchise dealerships I feel price and warranty plays a huge part for buyers

@BootneckStuff The starting of an epic porn stache on his top lip too

2010, a Royal Marine from 40 Commando on patrol in the Sangin area of Afghanistan. He is wearing a newly issued Mk7 helmet and Mk8 Osprey body armour and is dressed in Multi Terrain Pattern (MTP) camouflage. The bayonet for his SA80 assault rifle is seen tucked into his body armour.

@richthejoiner @TimothyCarmic15 Which caff is that Rich ??

Out out 😎 @TimothyCarmic15 😁

@history99917180 You can feel the warmth and love from your followers . You can certainly hear the laughter 😁

Right, I put my foot down and told Sam the reason I didn’t do all my jobs was because I was having fun with you lot on here. I said humour was very important for my well being and you guys were stimulating my amygdala. So, I’m currently cleaning out Dave’s stable…!

Right, will you lot all f’ck off. I’ve been given loads of jobs to do by the boss. She’s home from work at 1pm and I’ve achieved absolutely bugger all because I’m laughing too much at all your twitter comments. Not sure Mrs W will accept this as mitigation when she gets home!

@SgtMajFrenchie @Kirky_Kirkwood Boot cuts and dessies no doubt

A couple of old soaks looking like soldiers trying to look like civilians. The long march from Christmas to Easter has taken its toll so we enjoyed a quiet brew in the comfy chairs with some decent squaddie banter. It was good to see my mate. @Kirky_Kirkwood #friends #coffee

Morning all. If you think you’re having a crap day you need to spare a thought for me. I’ve just grabbed the chuffing electric fence. Ouch. Not had a shock like that since the control room tried to get me to fill in a crime report when I was a traffic skipper.

@rcgarage280328 @DrTepi Good innit . You have people literally setting fire to refineries and building coal powered power stations but the exhaust is the real issue

@ShyTalk5 @DrTepi Absolutely agree apparently is all to do with the new emissions laws

Ooooh the skies are blue. The roads are dry. And….. She’s got sexy new shoes ready for the weekend. #diaryofamotorcyclemechanic

@rcgarage280328 @DrTepi I would pay the extra to be honest as that's bad

@ShyTalk5 @DrTepi You can get a acraprovic system for it as a optional extra