Simon Lonsdale

@BurnleyOfficial Passive, negative, tepid football. Eye-wateringly bad. Enough is enough, he has to go @AlanPaceBFC

Defeat.

@CarolanCoach @n_j_ashley I’ve given up on football this year, it’s all about the egg chasing 🏉

@n_j_ashley Yeah pull your finger out @SiLoni3 and do it for Leeds United 😉

Okafor was brilliant tonight. All of the haters before the game but he was awesome. Gruev too to be fair #LUFC #MOT

@PhilMickelson Bantz

I know Team USA 🇺🇸 is down 5 points but Captain Keegan nailed the afternoon pairings and they are going to make a strong run! USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

No one has ever done a better lie detector gag

@theuncle73 They’re only the band that the Beatles could have been.

Paul. McCartney & Wings, Band on the Run is a work of art, & I do not know how it has alluded me all these years.

@JJWatt Class JJ 👏

Since 1882. Up The Clarets.

@SiLoni3 I’m going to hit you so fucking hard, you won’t know whether it’s Shrove Tuesday or Sheffield Wednesday

Cockspur shut AGAIN. Until May 10. Is this correct?? 🤪😡

This just in from a recruiter I was in touch with during lockdown. I wouldn’t want to install 20 W/machines a day, but serious dough here & with grandfather rights, can be driven on a car licence (I think?) 👇🏼

@theuncle73 I wouldn’t want you installing my washing machine either

@theuncle73 No sorry

TXE; Low, lazy rattling sound for a second or two as I pull away. Seems to come from rear, possibly near side wheels area. Been like it a few weeks, getting neither worse or better. Any ideas?

@tobyvm 🤷‍♂️

Hi Troops I have eased myself from twitter. So not been here for a while. I have liked being away . I also liked no one has missed me. I know my place. Adiós.

@theuncle73 No

TXE & that irritating, erratic loud alarm that sounds when it thinks you’re about to hit something & a big red car pops up on the screen. It’s dangerous, inconsistent & unnecessary. Can it be turned off??

@theuncle73 Yes

@tobyvm @ITV In the build up they talked about us for about 20 seconds and the rest was all about spurs 🙄 Perfectly balanced commentary; you’re looking for a problem that wasn’t there

@SiLoni3 @ITV They are gutted though mate. I know you are too, and it was a piss poor pile of shite game. But when there are Goonas everywhere 2 of which played for Arsenal and Burnley not the most balanced panel.

Burnley TV are really disappointed about this evening's result. Sorry, meant @itv are genuinely disappointed about this evening's result.

@theuncle73 Love this, all you deserve

I know what she meant 😏

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

@theuncle73 😏

@SiLoni3 I’m going to batter you so fucking hard, you’ll not know whether it’s Shrove Tuesday or Sheffield fucking Wednesday. You scrawny necked Burnley peasant.

If the Q for R into Provost is stacked, can we still do the cheeky one right after it & hook back down on Ebeneezer St??