Paul Carolan 💙💛

Well that was pretty special. Everything about the event was incredible, and wow the crowds. I felt like I was being carried along on a wave of emotion during the toughest (last) 3 miles of my life. Thank you London - you were amazing

@ColeFusionHQ A guy I know was called 'The Olympic Flame' because he never went out

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

I wonder if @PizzaExpress in Woking delivers to police cells?

@n_j_ashley Yeah pull your finger out @SiLoni3 and do it for Leeds United 😉

@CarolanCoach Ha! A Lonsdale win would wrap up the weekend nicely 🙏

Okafor was brilliant tonight. All of the haters before the game but he was awesome. Gruev too to be fair #LUFC #MOT

@JRCooper26 And 4th highest scorers across the 10 games. Surely we can’t get rele………

Imagine saying at the start of December that across the next 10 Premier League games, Leeds would have the joint fewest defeats. Remarkable run from where we were. #lufc

@hoffman_noa The writing and the characterisation are up there with the very best. Very rare to have a drama that has no weak players.

I think the BBC should shout about this more cause it's honestly better than anything on Netflix right now

Culture post: why is Industry not getting more hype? Best drama in ages - the most recent episode in particular was incredible television imho

@Nithya_Shrii They buy Lucozade when no-one is ill

What's something in a house that tells you that that person is wealthy?

@GrahamSmyth Massive cheats. Again

75 - Silva clearly dived. So it'll be a City corner. The Etihad has an atmosphere. Who knew? 2-2 #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Cheats

58 - Donnarumma goes down and the City team sprint to the touchline to get tactical instructions. Not sure I've ever seen a more obviously cynical ploy but not sure the referee can do much about it. A compliment to Leeds' second half so far, if anything. 2-1 #lufc

Britain's debt, explained with custard creams.

@sainsburys Yes I can. Tell me who to talk to at our local store?

@CarolanCoach Hi there Paul, I'm sorry about the objects in the chips. Are you able to get this and the packaging to store for investigation by our Product Quality Team? BrianH

Hey there @sainsburys look what we found when we just opened a pack of your own brand Tortilla chips. 3 rusty nails, a small stone, a Uneek clothing tab, some shoelaces and a metal head of some sort. I guess we should…talk?

@AIlEverton This is such a weird take but likely the epitome of modern football fans. True fans don’t leave when they’re getting thumped, quite the opposite.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but singing like this when getting thrashed doesn’t make you the ‘best fans in the world’ it makes you a bunch of weirdos.

@ThatKevinShute @LUFC @WestHam @BrentfordFC @Wolves @BurnleyOfficial @ManUtd @premierleague Nervous as hell now. Cannot lose tonight

@CarolanCoach @LUFC @WestHam @BrentfordFC @Wolves @BurnleyOfficial @ManUtd @premierleague Going for (hopefully)distracting pre-match dog walk to try to quell expectations and tension.

Final game of the first weekend approaches and the task ahead is crystal clear for @LUFC Finish above any 3 out of @WestHam @BrentfordFC @Wolves @BurnleyOfficial @ManUtd And the club stays in the @premierleague

@bmeado9 @PlayersTribune ❤️

Biggest game of my Arsenal career on Saturday. But before that, I wanted to share this with you all. For Mum. ❤️ @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/beth-mead-wsl-…

@n_j_ashley Quality vid

Leeds would've taken more. Love it. And top kit too. #LUFC

@n_j_ashley Get. In. Leeds.

Love this! Thrilled that Solomon won it for us too - he has been brilliant. #LUFC #MOT 🤍💛💙

@LUFC Get. The. Feck. In.

🔥 CHAMPIONNNNSSSSS!!!!! WE'VE DONE IT!!!!