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I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

I always wanted a T-Mobile sidekick. I could never get one and I’m jealous of anyone who ever had one.

@IzemanRenee He is the WORST. Truly hate people like him.

Jeremiah what was that shit you was talking about having your oen issues with pepe, but you just said out your own mouth it's because of iris, tj, and Hannah, you follower #beyondthevilla

George Clinton speaks on Kendrick Lamar via the New York Times: "I’ll put it like this: He, along with Motown, Sly Stone, the Beatles — that kind of institution is going to last. There are a lot of slick writers out here nowadays with lyrics and things, but he writes with soul. He’s a young kid, but when I met him, he sounded my age. He’s like a psychiatrist on record — he talks about [expletive] that most people are afraid to talk about. He’s at that point where he can move the conversation. Nobody will talk about these topics, and he talks about them so matter-of-factly that you don’t even think, You can’t say that. Making it commercial is another thing. It’s one thing to be hard-core gangster rapping so you can say things. But when you’re talking about life in general and make it sound so hard, so cool — then watch the kids say, No, he ain’t all that, then turn around the next year and change their minds? Kids today, they want their new artist; they don’t want their older brother or sister’s artist or their mother and father’s. Kids don’t like you after a few years. When you can go past that and have the next generation after that still talking about you, you’re doing something. That whole “To Pimp a Butterfly” album, it was like one song to me. It was like Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” And he’s starting all over each time he puts an album out — he’s like a brand-new kid."

Tyler Perry:

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@ohchadwick That episode always makes me sob like a baby. Such a sweet scene.🥹

I’ll never forget that scene of Phaedra taking Ayden to his first day of kindergarten and him saying “but I’ll still be your baby” 🥹 It’s wild that he’s driving now! #RHOA

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing

SHES SO FUNNY IM CRYING….

Magic city wings > deep dish pizza

ATL BARBIE. @AtlantaDream

Wilder looks like a shell of himself. Seems like he doesn't have power anymore. #ChisoraWilder

This fight feels like two drunk uncles fighting over a game of spades. 😬 #ChisoraWilder

Wilder vs Chisora is as sloppy as I expected it to be. 😂

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

His personal life been in shambles since he cheated on that wife in 2009. Nothing but car crashes and foolishness.

kristi noem’s husband while she’s outside shooting dogs