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I AM THE GREATEST. @the_autopian #Cardle @VW

@uyniversey That is the greatest thing since, um, since…

Bread slicer at supermarket in France

@ronsterd89 This is what IUDs looked like in the 1970s. I’d recommend cleaning it before using it to dip eggs.

Copper wire, Got a few of these in a mixed bag at the thrift store. I already did an image search on Google with poor results. Evidently the image was interpreted as big? It’s about 3 inches tall from end to end. Both loops are hexagons. What is it and its purpose for existing? TIA!

There was a wrestler named Len Denton. There was a wrestler named Joel Deighton. There was an author named Len Deighton. C’mon. You gotta admit that’s pretty crazy.

A- to the prostrate cancer commercial. Sadly, asses seem to be providing the best commercials tonight.

Every AI bought a #SuperBowl ad. This is worse than 1999 when e-everything bought ads then died.

Roses are red, not nasty like kale,

F- to that shit-tastic crypto ad. But even going to name the brand. Take your #SuperBowlLX ad buying money and fuck off

Roses are red, custards are flan…

A- to @LEVIS for representing every type of ass, leaving everyone happy.

Whoa. The cola wars have been at an uneasy peace since the late 1980s, but @pepsi has restarted the hostilities against the peaceful @CocaCola republic. #SuperBowlLX

What’s your favorite movie Hero car?

@TeslaKing420 I dunno. It’s a nice power sprayer nozzle but I’ve seen better.

I’m 54 years old, and out of everything I’ve bought in my life, this is hands-down the best purchase I’ve ever made.

Over here watching #SuperBowlLX because I couldn’t scrape up enough extra cash for a Super Bowl GT.

I’m in Israel and the traffic signals here for you a warning that they’re about to turn green. Pretty cool, @the_autopian

@the_autopian thought this was interesting - I’m in Israel a few days and the traffic signals here give a heads-up that they are about to turn green:

@TechOperator Run ScorchedEarth.exe

You are presented with this screen. What’s your next move?

It was pointed out to me that “We’re not gonna take it” by Twisted Sister is “Come, Oh Ye Faithful” and I can’t unhear it now. I thought it was bad enough when I noticed that that castle theme in Super Mario Bros 1 was “Come, Oh Ye Faithful.” Who hasn’t ripped off that song?

@GenXtremist Barry Bostwick

@SidBridgeComedy Andy Cohen

Ryan Gosling