Celery 🚂

@ThighDoctor @BfloFanatics Too bad you can’t ladder these bets this time of year

@SignorCelery @BfloFanatics Double over

🔥 HOT TAKE: DJ Moore will have MORE receiving yards in 2026 than Stefon Diggs ever had in a Bills uniform. Diggs' best: 1,535 yards (2020) Moore's best: 1,364 yards (2023) With Josh Allen? Moore hits 1,500+. Book it. Agree or disagree? 👇 #BillsMafia

@RognornYT @BuffaloKL

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL Makes sense that critical thinking is lost on you, probably a Trump supporter, no?

If my numbers are correct... -Bills traded for Diggs at an AAV of $14.2M. -Moore is about $24.5M AAV. -The 2020 salary cap was $198M -The 2026 salary cap is $301M -Diggs' contract was about 7.1% of the cap. -Moore's contract is about 8.1%. Is Moore's contract really too much?

@RognornYT @BuffaloKL

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL He got HALF the targets my guy

@RognornYT @BuffaloKL If you pretend the production wasn’t halved it’s like he produced the same? My brother in christ I need you to go take a lap

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL He had 1/2 the receptions last year as the previous two... and if you adjust the stats to account for the drop off he did just as good this year than in 2023 (his best year). So I'll ask, who's being disingenuous?

@elitecmc Is the 1,000 yard receiver in the room with us

Meanwhile, shredding the GM for trading that exact pick for 1000 yard receiver.

SMU Offense: *get a paint touch* *run a play* *work for a good shot* Miami Ohio the millisecond they get an inch of space

MAC basketball is the closest thing we have to heaven on earth

“Essentially zero” is an unfair assessment. He starts scrambling with 12 seconds left. You can see the digital line to gain for a reasonable field goal try. It’s not impossible to assume one of the best scramblers in the league shakes a defender or two and gets out of bounds somewhere near that line. The outcome ends up being very silly. Even sillier with the OL flop and fail to secure. But Josh has turned chicken shit into chicken salad so many times over the years, especially in the playoffs, a successful play here is well within the realm of possibilities.

Given the stakes and the essentially zero percent chance of success, This might be the single worst play I’ve ever seen a QB make. We do not talk about it enough

@SignorCelery Thanks for letting me know FYI

Stefon Diggs’ numbers BEFORE playing with Josh Allen 📈 Josh Allen will give DJ Moore a career year in the next couple of seasons

@RognornYT @BuffaloKL DJ Moore has been declining for two years prior to joining Buffalo. Diggs had his two best years prior to joining Buffalo. Comparing fan reaction to an ascending player vs a declining one is disingenuous.

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL What did he say that was disingenuous? I'd love to hear that

Same advice. If you know something these billion dollar industries with unlimited data don’t, a lot of money to be made. Happens every year. Lines shift as the season gets closer. Getting an early line is sometimes very advantageous. For what it’s worth, I think Bills winning 11 games is more likely than DJ Moore hitting 1k yds.

@SignorCelery @ManWithAura17 I will when it hits FanDuel. Isn't the Bills win total at 10.5? Would you say that's accurate? Bills haven't had below 11 wins since 2019

@ManWithAura17 @BuffaloKL If you know something the DK algorithms don’t, get after it. A lot of money to be made

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL I mean, most people who watch the sport are also casual fans who probably don’t know much about the player other than what they see in the box score lol. I’d bet any sum of money he’s a 1k receiver with Allen assuming he plays 17 games.

@ManWithAura17 @BuffaloKL I would be shocked if he’s top 10. Genuinely. I think most people who watch the sport would. Vegas had him at 750 last week. But if he somehow shattered this over? It’s franchise altering.

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith Well yes, i don’t think he’s gonna be putting up perennial top 3 WR numbers like Diggs did lol. But don’t be surprised when Moore is top 10 in receiving — in which case this deal would be a win.

“Aaron Rodgers” vs Josh Allen, a 6/7 swap vs a 2nd round pick. 20 million vs 26 million. I hope for everyone’s sake Moore has better numbers than Pittman. We’ve gotten off track. Original point still stands. Diggs was insane value. He was league best the year he arrived on a moderate contract compared to his production. DJ Moore isn’t going to sniff Diggs numbers in a Bills jersey. And people need to stop comparing.

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith 1400 yards in an offense that had a total of 3k passing yards lol. Begging you to watch the games. I promise you DJ Moore is better than Pittman — let’s revisit the box scores at the end of this season.

@ManWithAura17 @BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith Evans is 33 years old and hasn’t played a full season in 3 years now. Pittman is the only example i could see an argument for, but DJ Moore is handily better than Pittman imo.

@ManWithAura17 @BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith This is true when compared to Alec Pierce, but not with anyone else. Evans and Pittman deals were incredibly reasonable.

@BuffaloKL @SignorCelery @IrishTsmith I’d say given what the market was this offseason, Moore is getting paid less than guys he’s better than.

@BuffaloKL @IrishTsmith The two years prior to being traded: Stef Diggs 25-26 age seasons: 102 rec 1027 yds 63 rec 1130 yds DJ Moore 27-28 age seasons: 98 rec 966 yds 50 rec 682 yds You’re being disingenuous.

@SignorCelery @IrishTsmith Diggs has more seasons under 1K than above when they traded for him and his contract btw. No one complained about his contract at the time.

@IrishTsmith @BuffaloKL So we should expect DJ Moore to get paid a higher percentage of the cap to do less for the team?

@SignorCelery @BuffaloKL Different offense though so wouldn’t expect him to