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@SalmonSask @SmashJT What a fucking loser. When bitching and moaning about fake video game boobies leads to real life consequences. The guy earned this. Fuck him. I feel bad for his wife.

.@SmashJT choked back tears last night. A week after not buying his wife a Mother's Day gift he tells her they cannot proceed w/ improvements on their kids' bathroom thats in "shitty condition" due to his escalating legal costs. Failure as a husband & father reaches new depths.

@souviksatpathy @TheCinesthetic @FallonTonight Haven't they already confirmed Rachel Weisz is coming back?

@TheCinesthetic @FallonTonight If Ank Su Namun is gonna be back, I guess Imhotep will be too? And so will Evelyn?

Brendan Fraser on The Mummy 4: “We’re getting the band back together… the only way to do it… We’re going back to the locations.” The film is set to release in theaters on October 15, 2027. (via @FallonTonight)

@ElijahSchaffer "Uagh! Ugugughhhhhh...." - Charlie Kirk, September 11, 2025

Openly mocking Charlie Kirk, an innocent person with little kids who was assassinated for his political beliefs is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen Charlie was a better man than most of us and likely was going to be president one day Put respect on his name.

@lady_valor_07 Based.

@RealJamesWoods It's time to take Grandpa's phone away

@Kooks12onX It's not called Resident Evil 2.

Weird, coz I've played RE2 and RE2R. I've never come across zombies or monsters even remotely close to whatever both those things are. I could've accepted if you said RE7, but nah l, these aren't RE2 timeline monsters.

@LauraLoomer The balls on you to accuse anyone of being a Nazi. Have you seen the people you support?

Tim Walz could have been our Vice President. Tomorrow he is campaigning with a literal Nazi. I can’t stress enough how dangerous the Democrat Party is.

@heelvsbabyface It's a motherfucking TEASER. Fuck me, you cunts are insufferable.

This looks ok. Maybe a decent zombie movie. This is in absolutely NO capacity Resident Evil. How can they keep fucking up a SLAM DUNK of a franchise?

@w_terrence Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Shut up. Everyine knows Trump's in poor health. Everyone knows Melania fucking hates him. That's the joke. Clutch your fucking pearls elsewhere, you absolute clown.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@Guppio355631 @ken_kmak8542 Oh, please! On what fucking planet? Name the last democrat to start a war. Every war in the last 60 years was started by Republicans.

@ken_kmak8542 Because the Democrats are the ones who promote violence.

Why is it that a Democrat is never shot at?

@heelvsbabyface You.

Who eats here?

@lancevideos @Hockneyesque Are you fucking high?

@Hockneyesque MAGA doesn’t kill people. Leftists do.

Democrats were calling Republicans in Texas fascist for trying to redistrict. Now they bragging about redistricting Virginia in their favor. Not to mention the districting in Illinois.

@lancevideos "Hey, they can't do that! Only we can do that!"

@Jim_Jordan The balls on you to accuse anyone of fraud while playing cuck to the most corrupt regime in the nation's history.

SPLC = fraud ActBlue = fraud California Medicare = fraud Minnesota daycares = fraud FireAid = fraud What's next?

@PubWanghaf Oh, never say never. There's plenty of time for for his coke fiend, man-titted eldest to go stabby stab.

Well Donald Trump’s kids aren’t going to stab him to death in a drug fueled rage so he has that going for him

@ImKingGinger I refuse to believe this isn't satire.

Going to have to explain my position more I see... x.com/i/spaces/1nxeL…

Raise your hand if you think it's immoral to keep tribal groups like the people of North Sentinel Island from the blessings of modern technology, comforts, health and medicine, and electricity just so we can "preserve them" as a zoo and museum exhibit for people to observe.

@jared_shult Lol, since fucking when? Sloe Rogan's been gargling Trump's nuts for years at this point.

Joe you’re better than this

@Nerdrotics I mean, where's the lie?

Hollywood is the parody

@mgcarrico @gregkellyusa It also says eating seafood and wearing mixed fabric is an abomination. Got any thoughts on that?

@gregkellyusa Leviticus 19:28: “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord"

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@gregkellyusa How about you don't fucking worry about it? It doesn't affect you, you bootlicking busybody. Let people live their lives the way they want.