Simon H
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@abs_sweetmarie Gold Experience version aka the superior version with the theatrics at the end.
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One of the best things about this account is the sheer amount of actual sitcom people it has and every so often a Too Many Cooks sneaks its way in and it's a slap in the face every time
Sitcom People@SitcomPeople
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@chasedbywasps I mean, you’d think from the name alone he was some unassuming insurance underwriter from Pittsburgh, PA.
But in reality, holy moly…
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all right, I'll bite. who is this "Michael Jackson" character
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”
Bank teller on floor: what?
“Heat rises!”
(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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@HiddenYorkshire Petri dish. In fifty years there’ll be a blue plaque outside commemorating the discovery of a new kind of antibiotic.
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It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Batman”
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@JackDunc1 His gaff, his rules.
A good deployment of an historic pub tradition.
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the real problem with today's society is that we just don't make contraptions and doohickeys anymore
nullptr 🐱🍩@notnullptr
“bro just use ableton the piano roll is just as good as FL”
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@SuavePebble23 @kipconlon Ironically a problem he shared with many rappers.
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@kipconlon Can't blame the guy... nobody respected his rapping.
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Despite his initial success, Rodney Dangerfield veered away from hip-hop.
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@gncgalactus This is more like how Homelander would make a cake.
And then he’d sit and stare at you, expecting you to savour every bite.
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