sillyrobin

Accurate.

@oneunderscore__ This makes me sooooo happy!!! Mazal tov Ben!

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

Noa was partying in the south of Israel in a peace music festival when Hams terrorists kidnapped her and dragged her from Israel into Gaza. Noa is held hostage by Hamas. She could be your daughter, sister, friend. #BringBackOurFamily

Iceland for one night so obviously came to @iamharaldur’s place @AnnaJona! It’s beeyooootiful

Succession S4 Album out at midnight lakegeorgemusicgroup.lnk.to/Succession_Sea…

@derjarjour Stop WHAT ?!

Fine bsky.app/profile/sillyr…

Lolz. I’m still trying to leave though. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@RMac18 Wait you can post again!

Well. Fuck

@Walldo @BuzzFeedNews Ugh Brandon. I’m so sorry this is shit.

May 5 would have been my 8th anniversary at @BuzzFeedNews. I'm devastated beyond words, but I'm SO proud of what we accomplished I couldn't asked for a more incredible group of internet-addled weirdos to do this all with; I wouldn't be the journalist I am today without them ❤️

.@BuzzFeedNews will always be @CraigSilverman and @JaneLytv and @tashween and @sarayasin and @Kantrowitz to me. And @semaforben of course. What a crew. What a run!

@broderick Lol I thought at first you meant you turned 50 and I was like damn that guy looks great

oh dang, guess I rolled over the big 5-0 this weekend

Please make a @succession spin-off where Roman and Lukas travel the world Anthony Bourdain-style while staying at White Lotus hotels. You’re welcome.

What will we do when it’s done what will we DO

@iamharaldur Halli you’re the best

@iamharaldur 🫡

@mdekuijper 🫡

Waking up to find I’ve been locked out of my email. Looks like I’m let go. Now my Revue journey is really over 🫡

@utopastac Try it! I’m digging.

@utopastac But also don’t put back arrows on the bottom. Lol.

@utopastac this is 100% what the Artifact team thinks of all my input last night lmao.

@ellenjdasilva @kirstinestewart @Twitter @joinsummer that's so sweet Ellen, would love to try it!

@SillyRobin @kirstinestewart @Twitter Robin please let me know if we can provide care for your kids @joinsummer. I’m a former Tweep. Happy to give you a free month for your family until this all gets sorted 💓 I promise we’ll be there within 15 minutes 24/7, no co-pay or insurance necessary. Summerhealth.com/?promotion_cod…

Wow it would be super nice if @Twitter filed our COBRA paperwork so I actually have health insurance for my kids next month and don’t have to pay out of pocket until they decide to do it. 😑