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@Oluchi_Utd And pigs may fly

If Liverpool win their remaining game, and Manchester United lose both of their remaining games, Liverpool would finish above them 😂😂

@LfcNuel Do you even know ball?

Bruno Fernandez is soo desperate to beat that De Bruyne assist record because tell me why a footballer would pass the ball in a clear goalscoring opportunity??

@SkySportsNews How long before the shouts that after success, the fans are bored with his style of play. He is seriously underrated as a manager!

"For Everton to even be in the mix for Europe is unbelievable" 🗣️ David Moyes reflects on Everton's progression this season 🔵

@BlessingGives 2-1 united scorers Bruno and mbeuemo

@BlessingGives 3-1 united

@_onlyscott Damian and rossi

Name 2 Italian that played for Manchester United Impossible

@UTDTrey Hahaha....... Your certified mad

Idk if I’m running mad but part of me will miss Onana 😭

if I speak I'm in trouble

Andre Onana’s first half vs. Grimsby Town by numbers: 21 touches 3 shots faced 2 goals conceded 2 errors The stuff of nightmares. 😬😬😬

@FearedBuck That defo was a car crash of a review!

Food influencers were hit by a car while reviewing a burger inside a restaurant

@SimplyUtd Wait till his brother finds out.... 🤣

🚨 Alejandro Garnacho has NOT been called up for Argentina for their world cup qualifiers. 🇦🇷

@UTDTrey Only way to reserve the curse is for you to back the other team and don't go to the games until we win 5 games in a row 😊

Someone placed a curse on us

@UTDTrey Please don't go to games....

Fair enough, they won But already clear as day that Arsenal ain’t coming anywhere near that title. They are shit

"Take Me Home..." 🎶 Sound on for this, Reds: presenting a very special cover of Country Roads by lifelong United fan and @OfficialKALEO frontman, JJ 🫶🏟️ 🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

@UTDTrey Stay home bro.... Cursed 😔

🚨BREAKING NEWS: It’s official, I’ll be attending the Manchester United VS Arsenal game LIVE❤️.

@wealth_united_ Onana lol

What’s stopping this team from winning the League ?

@TeleFootball @Matt_Law_DT Please let us know the queue of clubs wanting to take Watkins 🤣

✍️ 'Just as Kane deserved a club that truly wanted and valued him, so does Watkins,' writes @Matt_Law_DT Read the full column ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…

Bruno Fernandes, Diogo Dalot and Ruben Amorim laid a tribute to Diogo Jota and Andre Silva at Anfield on behalf of everyone at Manchester United this afternoon ❤️ [📸@LFC] #MUFC

@UtdDistrict @ManUtd Physio room expert

What kind of role should Rúben Amorim hand Luke Shaw next season? 🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

3 Years of Ignorance. 3 years of silence. 3 years of no justice. #JusticeForSidhuMooseWala