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@Onorpik This called panic buying and it will increase lack of fuel in the country, leading to higher prices. A well calculated move by online goons.

Full tank just in case EPRA decides to increase fuel by Ksh. 50 today

@kiazimotoke Simcards za sim 1 ama za sim 2?

Kuuza simcards inaeza lipa rent?

@OchamOliver_ I am a teacher and you have said the truth

Teachers have no issues bora wapikiwe a big ugali every lunch. Meanwhile, they can not stand up to defend illegal costs passed to parents. Teachers are the most comfortable lot in their suffering.

Lol. We have been through a lot as a country.

@onjolo_kenya They consume products

This is the Midddle Class in its natural habitat buying things they never had growing up and calling it a lifestyle upgrade. These are the same people eating brown bread, convinced it’s a health decision and not a personality trait. The same ones raising visibly overweight children and calling it “giving my kids the life I never had.” The same ones whose wardrobes are built entirely around ex-UK and ex-US imports. The same ones who bought a non-stick sufuria from a roadside stall but arranged it very carefully so guests can see it. The same ones carrying a 2,500-bob water bottle around the estate like it’s a financial statement. The same ones who drive a Demio to a gym that is literally a ten-minute walk away. The same ones with a 65-inch fridge in a one-bedroom house not for food storage, but for intimidation purposes. They have also quietly retired their family names. The children are now Mason Ethan and Zoey Madison. And the mother tongue? Completely outsourced.

@Amag_ke Nko kwa payslips na ni mbaya Housing levy Shif, haifanyi PAYE nSSF Pension Kuppet union dues Your university loan recovery You own loan from either bank sacco

Hakuna watu wameteseka kwa hii government ya Kasongo kama wenye wako kwa payslip.

@ivymuthe I know this guy and for sure it's true he makes money on forex.

Are these guys really making all this money on forex or it's just urban games

Iran is fighting for nuclear weapon ownership but some African country people are at risk because the white man cut off their condoms supply.

@SANKARA32358022 @KenyanSays He's better of than you supporting child killers, genocidals, terrorists, gays, anti Christ, goyim haters, murderers, pedophiles in the name of Israel.

@KenyanSays Ameamua kutoa hio kitamba ya white. Nigga is gonna party all night with some pussy hoes . 😂

A young man has decided to leave his religion and focus on himself and his identity. Having been part of the Akorino, he believes it is time for a change and to start truly living.

@Mastardcesh This teacher behaves like a slut on heat, I slight disagreement unakula block @amerix

The Youth Teacher Eric Amunga (Amerix) even tried to vie for MCA in Bungoma Central Ward but akauma nje😂 Politics sio ya kila mtu walai.

@ivymuthe Maringo rongai

Who is your favourite chef here? 1. Rongai Chef 2. Chef Ombachi 3. Sue Owino 4. Akoko Val 5. Yun Aturkana.

@BoboWamboiKuria You senator you stupid

Of course you're not. METHU ni fire😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Degrata254 17 k intern mjinga sana,

@_MwalimuEric Hawa wakamba, if you ever worked with kambas, I know you know what I mean. Backstabbers @Josh001J @Degrata254 @muli_brian_

You're paid ksh 17000 . A cabinet secretary steals ksh 4B and pays you 5k to sanitize him and you're not ashamed of yourself.

@jimNjue_ Not people's power but Soros, Jew backed leader. Hungry is gone.

Hungary's strongman President Victor Orban has been voted out after 16 yrs in power. Orban had Putin’s blessing and Trump’s Support. US even sent Vice President JD Vance to campaign for him, but eventually, the People’s Power has won. Wantam is inevitable.

@azizkavish The World Thanks Spain for Saying No to War

@Kibet_bull Hawa wakamba wanafanya sisi walimu tukae mafala. Cheki vile anakaa ufala kigay.

Josh ukuwa excited over small things. Hapa alikuwa amelipiwa bills lakini acting like the owner of the hotel

@sholard_mancity That is a must

Asked whether EPRA will increase fuel prices tomorrow, Opiyo Wandayi says the fuel being priced tomorrow arrived between March 10 and April 9. And the war started in February. He left it there. Read between the lines, prices are likely going UP.

We hope netanyahu won't target it

@wambuijoan2024 We luos don't care buana, we want uhuru and okoyo punished, voting ruto, we hate gachagua 🤔

Evans Odhiambo scored a straight A of 84 points at Kisii School, earning a place at Kenyatta University to pursue Bachelor of Medicine & Surgery. Unfortunately, he was forced to drop out of school due to the unforgiving University Funding Model introduced by Ruto after he assumed power, which increased University fees by more then 2000%. Evans works in construction sites earning ksh.400 daily, his dream of becoming a doctor ebbing away daily. If Evans was in University during Uhuru Kenyatta's time, the school fees annually was ksh.31,000 which was covered by HELB loan. Evans is from Luo Nyanza where some ODM-A supporters are vowing to vote for Ruto to punish Okuyus ODM-A noisemakers say that they'd rather Ruto who increased University fees by 2000% locking out children from poor background like Evans Odhiambo, than Uhuru who had maintained university fee at a flat rate of ksh.31,000. To pursue a Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery at Kenyatta University where Evans was placed, the school fees is a staggering ksh.631,000 annually.Eloi!!