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@TiffanyxFong How many kids are you going to have with Elon? They'll be smart.

OMG I’m literally shaking right now.

@Sassafrass_84 Check your capacitors. Seems since GE and everyone else that has been bought out for capacitors & small motors, those things are garbage compared to how they used to be. Just pull fuse, & take a screw driver & ground leads as they hurt like hell of they shock you.

And the AC is out again. 6 yr old unit. Multiple trips out every year because something flips the ac off. Bought a surge protector last time. Didn't protect. Now we wait for the technician. Ughhhh...don't do this in Florida. It's hot. First world problems.

@BethanyForTruth This shit is getting old. Anyone else feel like they are one or two more kicks in the teeth away from becoming something between Dexter & The Punisher?

🚨Congress just SCREWED your gas tank… again!!!! They just approved 15% ethanol (E15) in gasoline year-round… That’s why your car is getting terrible mileage, idling like shit, and running sluggish. Ethanol is weak fuel…you’re literally paying MORE to go less far while your engine suffers. All so Big Corn and their lobbyists can keep getting rich on this “green” scam. Meanwhile, these same climate cultists will hop on their private jets tonight, eat $200 steaks, and lecture you about carbon footprints. But, SURE…let’s force inferior fuel on your car to “save the planet.” 🙄🤬 The DC HYPOCRISY IS SICKENING! Who else is noticing their gas mileage has completely tanked lately? Drop it below. 👇

@ThrillaRilla369 I hear ya. Any probing they do to me, I doubt I'll even notice. I'm not gay, but sure have taken it up the ass a lot. Dry dock. No lube, no warning. This timeline is starting to suck.

Gas is $5 a gallon. Most of us will die in an apartment we’ll never own. Rent’s not just climbing—it’s doing parkour straight out of the stratosphere. Groceries? Bro, my weekly haul costs more than my first car. And you want me to panic because aliens are real? At this point, when the little green men beam me up, I’m not calling it an abduction. I’m calling it a rescue mission with better health insurance. Take me, ET. My 401(k) is already in another galaxy anyway. 🚀

@theliamnissan Retarted.

So this latest White House shooter was a mentally ill man who had many encounters with police and thought he was Jesus Christ. Only in America can a man like that obtain a gun. Thanks, Republicans

@ChrisMurphyCT He lost money & wasn't funny. If he had made money, he'd still be on tv.

We live in a country now where the president uses his power to censor media figures who criticize him and then brags about it.

@ProudSocialist Stop the water if they build it.

This is outrageous. A small town in Michigan did everything right to stop OpenAI & Oracle from building a $16 billion data center in their town. The people of Saline Township flooded their council meeting, put up signs all over town, and convinced their officials to reject it. The officials voted against the data center 4-1, and that should have been the end. But two days later the developers sued, and the town couldn’t afford to fight back in court. We are not a free nation when billion-dollar corporations can take over the land of our communities and towns. We are a captive nation ruled by corporations and billionaires.

@T_Manzana27 He didn't make money, he got canceled. Easy math.

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

@internetuserf12 It's a business. Nothing more, nothing less.

If Ebola becomes a pandemic, it will be in no small part because millions of people now view public health measures as oppression rather than the most basic infrastructure of a functioning and sustainable civilization.

@TiffanyFong Yeah. Had to pull out ebolla card. When this doesn't work, they'll try another.

is hantavirus over ?

@RepJackKimble Somebody is a spoiled princess. You have no clue what it is to pay a bill or eat. Sit down & be quiet.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@SternDrewCrypto Problem solved.

🚨 BILL GATES TICK ATTACK: ENGINEERED RED MEAT APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED IN OHIO 🚨 The Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library in Fremont, Ohio just issued a public warning. The tick explosion is so severe that even historic grounds are now a bloodsucker minefield. This is not climate change or mother nature. This is straight up biological sabotage aimed at your steak dinner. Bill Gates has dumped millions into tick research while preaching nonstop about slashing red meat consumption to save the planet. His network stands accused of funding scientists and bioethicists who openly cheer the spread of alpha-gal red meat allergies. Lone Star ticks are now blanketing the Midwest, triggering violent reactions to beef, pork, and lamb. And what happens next? Big Pharma rushes out Lyme disease vaccines while Gates pushes his bug-based future. Flood the heartland with weaponized ticks. Trigger mass meat allergies. Force everyone onto synthetic slop and endless shots. Profits for pharma. Control for the elites. Your backyard cookout is under attack. Your freedom to eat real food is the target. This is Gates vision for humanity and the ticks are delivering it. Wake up before the only protein left is crickets and lab sludge.

@amyactonoh Lolololololol. Like you did in 2020? When politics & medicine fail you'll be able to do comedy. And when that doesn't work out, there's always onlyfans. "Crazy socialist fucks 12,000,000 people at the same time!"

It’s about time.

@DerrickEvans4WV Agreeded. It's fun to do that six times a week.

I filled up one truck and one excavator. This is NOT sustainable for blue collar workers and businesses.

@amyactonoh You literally shut down everyone that didn't work in a giant box. Keep costs of anything out of your mouth & GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

My opponent called Ohioans “lazy and mediocre” but I know that couldn’t be further from the truth, when: Childcare costs thousands of dollars a year, and parents are working harder than ever. Gas is at a historic high, and Ohioans are struggling to fill up their tanks. Our corrupt Statehouse underfunds public schools, and teachers are forced to do even more with less. As governor, I’ll fight to lower costs for every Ohioan.

@thehealthb0t Jail isn't an option any longer. We need a sniper.

Tick Pandemic Has Begun in the USA! Following Bill Gates' release of genetically modified mosquitoes, engineered ticks are now being introduced into the environment. These ticks are latching onto animals across all 50 states and affecting nearly every species around. Due to “Alpha-gal” syndrome, many people are now unable to consume red meat. Do you recall Gates' statement in 2021? “We plan to reduce red meat consumption to zero by 2030.” Coincidence? You decide.

@DrNeilStone Yup.

The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died

@SenWarren Lmfao.

Ban stock trading by the President. Ban stock trading by the Vice President. Ban stock trading by members of Congress. End the corruption.

@TaraBull Have they not heard of ebay or govdeals? People are retarded.

NYPD CRUSHES 200+ Illegal Mopeds as City Seizes Nearly 6,000 Mopeds are legal but thousands in NYC are unregistered, uninsured, and unlicensed.

@CGasparino All the semen in your stomach making you irritated?

Oops $GME