Jay

I had so much to improve on. I have so much to improve on.

@Kongzhi @CosplayEmilia I’ve gotten one yeah

@CosplayEmilia @SimoOSRS Did you ever get a mastercape in rizz?

the hottest thing a man can tell me is that 92 is half of 99

unlucky bro

@ANTHONYEVELYNN5 @Putiltlol He unfriended me too quick. I wanted to reply, but I would die. Could you imagine reading that as a reply to what he said how can you take it serious

@SimoOSRS @Putiltlol taking notes

Yo, what did @Putiltlol mean by this?

@Pinkwardlol @MaryyMaybe absolute gas

MY FIRST SIGNATURE CARD (rare pinkward reacting) w/ @MaryyMaybe

@Morgausse_ @drewlevin @RiotSupport @riotgames NOT HOTDOG63 !

Hello @drewlevin @RiotSupport @riotgames My riot account, which I have spent ~$15,000+ on, was breached and transferred to CHN region. I recovered the account, but cannot get it transferred back to NA. Please help 😭

@ninkeygwen @emiliacosplay

@emiliacosplay @SimoOSRS stop boosting emily cosplay

woman ✅ plays solo ✅ streams her games ✅ literally uses display capture ✅ what this means: a) she simply played smolder ❌ b) its a woman! she has to be boosted! someone is teamviewering the smolder gameplay while she pretend mashes her keyboard on stream! ✅

@TitanEsportsNA Lillia/Rengar/Vi/Jhin Overnumbers Pretty awesome day

Happy #RBUnleashed release day! What’s your best pull so far?

@Pinkwardlol these are INSANE hits LOL. i opened a lot and didnt get anywhere near this value

2 boxes had some sick hits!

@Pinkwardlol wtf

I GOT HOME AND MY SINGLE PACK HAD ANOTHER PULL!

@Pinkwardlol it's sad. sealed is so much fun. constructed for set 3 already looks scary.

2-1 today in prerift. Coulda def 3-0d. Maduli carried.

@RiotPhroxzon @mgutis1 WHAT YOU DEMOTED TO DIAMOND TO MIND CONTROL THEM INTO BUFFING AMBESSA?

Patch 26.10 Preview! Arena - We're really excited that Patch 26.10 will be 6 teams of 3!! - We're really excited to see how y'all like this Patch 26.9 - There's been a lot of cool and fun things coming out of 26.9 social media 😅 - We've seen AP Statikk Shiv Xin Zhaos, people claiming 36% Winrate AP Ezreal is busted, people having a good time trying to figure out who Deathfire Touch is on... - And also people trying to make some of the alt builds work, but alas they may just be too weak... Systems Changes - Probably the biggest chatter on the patch are Deathfire and Gluttonous Greaves - Deathfire is looking a little too strong, especially in the laning case, but the audience it's landed on has been great in giving some of these champs a keystone they're actually happy with - After the micropatch nerfs, the power level is in a much more reasonable spot, so just a small adjustment here - Gluttonous Greaves has picked up a nice new user base, especially Fighters and AD Assassins who might not have another offensive boot option (outside of Lucidity) - We think the boots are too strong, both in non-mid roles and in mid with the boot upgrade - So far Stormraider's has landed a bit weak, so we're giving it a bit of a tap up - One of our goals with the Dusk and Dawn changes was to help differentiate it a bit from Lich Bane - We think we can give Lich Bane a bit of an upwards adjustment to further differentiate - Will talk about champions tomorrow Apex Ranked (reset regions) - We're going to let Apex MMR's settle for another patch before re-evaluating whether or not duo should be re-enabled - Have investigated several of the "Emeralds in Masters lobbies" cases, they have so far fallen into: 1. A player who didn't play much prior to the reset, so they are still starting from Emerald (as if they were playing in the early days of 2026) 2. A person who is climbing a fresh account and has a really high winrate (and close to Masters); though a reminder that this is not faster to climb than playing on your main 3. An Emerald (or multiple) duoing with another Emerald or Diamond player (especially Diamond player with a high MMR) - So far, I haven't seen anything broken about these games; they are typically fair both MMR and LP wise, even if visual ranks look a bit off

@jynxzi @emiliacosplay needs to be in this

god its just too funny sometimes. bro plays like a dog, cope blames someone else. It's like bro you got gapped by sona as pantheon support. Happens.

@SaskioLoL Is this the bus driver who hit saskio?

@Command_Attack @lolSchoon1 I will not pick caitlyn into galio mid. I will not pick illaoi into sylas mid.

@lolSchoon1 Do NOT pick nocturne into irelia. Do NOT do it.

Sorry all, I picked Lulu mid. A classic counter to Akali in seasons past that still stands. Unfortunately it has a 0.4% pickrate and people forgot or didn't know about it. I didn't read every reply from a Twitter account so your free win got terminated and I got punished. Oops!

@SaskioLoL @emiliacosplay @ninkeygwen episode 2 is out bud. get your airpods

This Story is Voice Overed by @Emiliacosplay Attached is a Youtube link to Emilia's ASMR Channel if you prefer to listen there! Youtube exclusive content will be dropping there soon! youtube.com/watch?v=KRSIaF…

Vayne takes you on a hunt. you don't know why. she doesn't take anyone. she says stay behind me. don't speak unless i speak first. don't make a sound when we move. you say yes. she looks at you for a second longer than usual. "if i tell you to run, you run. you don't look back for me. are we clear" you say yes. she doesn't answer. she just turns and walks out the door. you follow her through the city streets. she moves different when she's working. shoulders lower. steps shorter. her head doesn't turn but her eyes do. you can feel her cataloguing everything. the man smoking outside the tavern. the cat under the cart. the second floor window with the curtain half drawn. she leads you through an alley you didn't know existed. stops at a brick wall. then she climbs. there are handholds carved into the mortar that you wouldn't have noticed if she hadn't used them first. she's halfway up before she realizes you're still at the bottom. she looks down at you. "up" you climb. your hands are shaking by the time you reach the top. the roof is flat. old clay tiles along the edges. a low wall you can crouch behind. the city stretches out below you in every direction. a thousand windows glowing gold in the dusk. she's already at the far side. crouched. crossbow unslung. watching a building across the square. she doesn't look at you when you come up beside her. "stay low" you crouch. "that building. third floor. second window from the left" you look. "i see it" he'll come to that window sometime tonight. i've watched him do it for three nights. i want to know who he meets you ask who he is. her jaw tightens. "a demon pretending to be a man" you don't ask what that means. you settle in beside her. the wind is up here. it pulls at her hair and she doesn't bother fixing it. the sun is going down behind her. her profile in the gold light looks like something carved. her hands on the crossbow are steady. completely still. you've never seen anyone be this still. an hour passes. she doesn't move. you try not to move. your leg falls asleep. you shift an inch. she looks at you. you go completely still again. she looks back at the window. another hour. the sun is gone. the city is blue and black. lamps are lighting up one by one. the air is getting cold. you're shivering before you realize you're shivering. she notices. she doesn't say anything. then she takes off her cloak. doesn't look at you. holds it out to the side. "take it" you say "you'll be cold" "i don't get cold. take it" you take it. it's warm from her. it smells like leather and steel and something underneath. pine. smoke. something you can't name. you put it around your shoulders. the hem pools on the tile. it's huge on you. it's not huge on her. you hadn't realized how tall she is until you were wearing her cloak. she doesn't look at you for the next ten minutes. the stars come out. she shifts closer to you. just a little. so her shoulder is almost touching yours. you don't say anything about it. she doesn't either. you can feel the heat coming off her even through the cloak. another hour. still nothing at the window. she says "tell me something" you blink. "what" "anything. i need to stay sharp. talking keeps me sharp. not about the target. something else" you didn't expect that. you tell her about a book you've been reading. she listens. actually listens. her eyes never leave the window but you can tell she's hearing every word. she asks one question. you answer. she goes quiet again. you keep talking. quieter now. she interrupts you. "shh" she's not looking at the window anymore. she's looking at the roof two buildings over. you don't see anything. you don't see anything for a long time. then you do. a shadow that moves the wrong way. her hand finds yours. she doesn't look at you when she does it. her eyes don't leave the shadow. her fingers lace through yours and LOCK. tight. too tight. knuckles going white around your hand. "don't move" she breathes. you don't move. you can feel every ounce of her focus through her grip. it's not a lover's hold. it's a predator's. every muscle in her hand coiled. ready to drop yours the instant she needs the crossbow. she's not holding you for you. she's holding you to keep track of where you are without having to look. it should scare you. it doesn't. there is something about being held that tight by someone that dangerous that makes the rest of the world go quiet. your heartbeat slows. your breathing slows. the cold stops mattering. you are not the one hunting but you are with the one who is. and nothing is going to get through her to reach you. the shadow crosses the roof and disappears into a stairwell. she watches the spot it left for another full minute. her hand is still locked around yours. she doesn't loosen it. you don't want her to. finally she lets out a breath you didn't know she was holding. "not him. but someone who works for him" her grip eases. slowly. finger by finger. like she's having to consciously tell each one to let go. the last one is her thumb. it stays against your palm for half a second longer than the rest. then she takes her hand back. the cold rushes in where she was. she glances at you. just for a second. then she looks back at the window. the rest of the night she's quieter than before. the target never shows. when the sky starts turning grey she stands up. stretches. rolls her shoulders. looks out over the city one last time. "we're done" you stand too. your legs don't work right. she catches your elbow without looking. "careful" she keeps her hand there until you're steady. then she takes it away. you start to hand her cloak back. she says "keep it for the climb down" she goes first. you follow. the handholds are easier going down once you know where they are. when you're both on the ground she turns to take the cloak. you hand it to her. her fingers brush yours. she doesn't pull back as fast as she usually does. she puts the cloak back on. it's warm now. from you. she has to notice. she doesn't say anything about it. she walks you home. at your door she stops. "don't tell anyone what you saw tonight" you say "i didn't see much" she looks at you. her eyes in the lamplight. the edge of her mouth. almost softer than it should be. "you saw enough" then she turns and walks back into the dark. you close the door. your hand still feels cold where hers was. you can still smell pine on your shirt. you don't sleep. Study the Saskio way

@bonevoid @roziggz "the guy", it's wixxi bro 💀

@roziggz 99% sure the guy she's queueing with (who's swapping accs it's same guy) is chall so chall + master duo along with him account swapping is insta nuke

can someone explain to me where the line is? i thought duo queue was ok as long as nobody bought an account? if the system allows a 0lp master acc to duo with a 1k lp master acc, is it still boosting?

@JamicanBanana Wait a minute… I saw that exact mask a few days ago…

Locked in Firelight Ekko 😈

@YanniCasts Jesus what a game

So amped up I slammed the desk LOL