Simon Andrew

I win. I've won. At life. Right now. #unclemonmon

@BeeNetwork hiya, I'm clutching at straws but is there a chance the bury met lift is working finally? The last site update was Monday. Probably not but can't hurt to ask you. Thanks anyway!

@TomCampbell @notsam Wade Barrrett is the Sean Dyche of wwe, I'm sure he's got a "something something cody rhodes" in him.

@notsam Big fan of Booker T! Wish he wouldn't sing Joe Hendry's music though. Imagine Wade Barrett belting out Kingdom every time Cody Rhodes came out?

This is insane. Book is pure emotion. Feelings. Vibes. There’s a list of NXT stars who came to the main roster with crowd response that had been guided by Booker T’s NXT commentary. Wrestling = Feelings. That’s Booker T.

@BeeNetwork hiya. Forgive me for not knowing this already and all that but I'm kinda liking messaging you not about the bury lift for once. Can you tell me the trams to get from bury to the United match tomorrow so it's written down on my phone, please? Sorry if it's basic. 🐝🚅

@SPaddockFC Lads lads lads! UTFP

FULLTIME PADDOCK 3-0 ST. HELENS #UPTHEPADDOCK

Mad that so many lifts on the network went out of service just before the planned strike action.

@SPaddockFC Massive!

61’ JOAO COVERTSSSS😤 Scoring pens isn’t for everyone🫣 🇾🇪3-0🔵 #UPTHEPADDOCK

@BeeNetwork It's cool and all but the bus strike changes things little so I thought I'd ask. Thanks

@SimonAndrewx Hi there, unfortunately the lift at Bury is still out of service. We've been advised that the lift is likely to be out of action for the next few days, but we'll update our travel alerts page when the lift has been repaired. We're really sorry for inconvenience during this time.

@BeeNetwork hola grownups! Is the lift at Bury likely to be fixed today if I delay my journey a little? Bus Drivers are absolutely not used to standing up and helping so I'm a culture shock for a few of them at least so far. Looking forward to being back on the tram.

@StretfordPaddck Roy.

⏪ You can only bring back one.. 2002-03' | Ruud van Nistelrooy ⚽️ 1998-99' | Roy Keane 🥊 2007-08' | Edwin van der Sar 🛡️ Let us know! #MUFC

@LucySimons_ She's right

Just told my colleagues how much I charge for commentating a wrestling show (mistake) & they are deeply appalled by how low it is (it’s not dead low, they just don’t understand wrestling) But anyway guys Louisa the bookkeeper thinks you need to pay me more x

@SakawaOteny0 @piersmorgan @grok Are you honestly asking how fatal the accident was? Yeah yeah I know... but... for real though?

A tyre blow-out… just a freak accident that can happen to anyone, anytime. And in a flash, Diogo’s young life was over, his brother’s life was over, and their family and friends are left to grieve them for a lifetime. So desperately sad.

@BeeNetwork Fun! Nice! Beautiful. That engineer yesterday thought 2 days. Good on him for making himself wrong. Hopefully it's okay for a while now. Have the best day!

@SimonAndrewx Good news! The lift is back in service 🥳

@BeeNetwork yo bee people, is the lift at Bury still out of action?

@BeeNetwork Oh that's beautiful Oh well done. Thank you! What a day! Have a great weekend

@SimonAndrewx Hey Simon. The lift at Bury working 🙂

@BeeNetwork yo bee people, is the lift still out at Bury? It's fine don't worry I'm not gonna camp at radcliffe while uber disappoint me. I'll just get the bus.

@Cantona_Collars He was right to go when he went but Fergie had no legs in the transfer because of the fall out. Fergie had a bit of Walter White in him in that, right move wrong way. David insisted on Real, which meant we were bent over on price. And Fergie had no wiggle room.

#OnThisDay 17th of June 2003: United agreed to sell David Beckham to Real Madrid for a fee of £24.5m. Was Sir Alex Ferguson wrong with how he dealt with Becks?

@YorkshireTea You can gey really good ones now. Not the grey dingy ones that smell of damp. Good ones rhat smell of zoflora. Ohhhhhh moped! Sorry...

Our Twitter account is 16 years old this month! Does anyone want to get married? Or buy us a moped?

@LucySimWrites I know! 🤜🤛

@SimonAndrewx Thank you, you’re brilliant and I’m proud of you too 🩷

Still pinching myself that I get to commentate on matches of the quality that I did last night @CATCHProWres

Change and myself aren't friends but i do wish @adampacitti all the best moving on from Cultaholic. The Doki Doki Lit Club, calling Spyro a c*nt and the "horrible old wheelchair bound bitch" of Res Evil will remain funny to me forever. I'm sure you'll be great.