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Simon Andrew

@SimonAndrewx

Aydan's Uncle Mon Mon / Writer / S. Paddock Football Club owner & Founding Member / Loner by inclination & habit / Anti-socialite. he/him

Prestwich, Manchesterford Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
I win. I've won. At life. Right now. #unclemonmon
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Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork hiya, I'm clutching at straws but is there a chance the bury met lift is working finally? The last site update was Monday. Probably not but can't hurt to ask you. Thanks anyway!
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@TomCampbell @notsam Wade Barrrett is the Sean Dyche of wwe, I'm sure he's got a "something something cody rhodes" in him.
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Tom Campbell
Tom Campbell@TomCampbell·
@notsam Big fan of Booker T! Wish he wouldn't sing Joe Hendry's music though. Imagine Wade Barrett belting out Kingdom every time Cody Rhodes came out?
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Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork hiya. Forgive me for not knowing this already and all that but I'm kinda liking messaging you not about the bury lift for once. Can you tell me the trams to get from bury to the United match tomorrow so it's written down on my phone, please? Sorry if it's basic. 🐝🚅
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Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
Mad that so many lifts on the network went out of service just before the planned strike action.
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork It's cool and all but the bus strike changes things little so I thought I'd ask. Thanks
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Bee Network
Bee Network@BeeNetwork·
@SimonAndrewx Hi there, unfortunately the lift at Bury is still out of service. We've been advised that the lift is likely to be out of action for the next few days, but we'll update our travel alerts page when the lift has been repaired. We're really sorry for inconvenience during this time.
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Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork hola grownups! Is the lift at Bury likely to be fixed today if I delay my journey a little? Bus Drivers are absolutely not used to standing up and helping so I'm a culture shock for a few of them at least so far. Looking forward to being back on the tram.
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Stretford Paddock
Stretford Paddock@StretfordPaddck·
⏪ You can only bring back one.. 2002-03' | Ruud van Nistelrooy ⚽️ 1998-99' | Roy Keane 🥊 2007-08' | Edwin van der Sar 🛡️ Let us know! #MUFC
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Lucy Simons
Lucy Simons@LucySimons_·
Just told my colleagues how much I charge for commentating a wrestling show (mistake) & they are deeply appalled by how low it is (it’s not dead low, they just don’t understand wrestling) But anyway guys Louisa the bookkeeper thinks you need to pay me more x
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@BeeNetwork Fun! Nice! Beautiful. That engineer yesterday thought 2 days. Good on him for making himself wrong. Hopefully it's okay for a while now. Have the best day!
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork Oh that's beautiful Oh well done. Thank you! What a day! Have a great weekend
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@BeeNetwork yo bee people, is the lift still out at Bury? It's fine don't worry I'm not gonna camp at radcliffe while uber disappoint me. I'll just get the bus.
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@Cantona_Collars He was right to go when he went but Fergie had no legs in the transfer because of the fall out. Fergie had a bit of Walter White in him in that, right move wrong way. David insisted on Real, which meant we were bent over on price. And Fergie had no wiggle room.
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Cantona Collars AKA Larry
Cantona Collars AKA Larry@Cantona_Collars·
#OnThisDay 17th of June 2003: United agreed to sell David Beckham to Real Madrid for a fee of £24.5m. Was Sir Alex Ferguson wrong with how he dealt with Becks?
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
@YorkshireTea You can gey really good ones now. Not the grey dingy ones that smell of damp. Good ones rhat smell of zoflora. Ohhhhhh moped! Sorry...
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Yorkshire Tea
Yorkshire Tea@YorkshireTea·
Our Twitter account is 16 years old this month! Does anyone want to get married? Or buy us a moped?
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Lucy Simons
Lucy Simons@LucySimons_·
@SimonAndrewx Thank you, you’re brilliant and I’m proud of you too 🩷
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Lucy Simons
Lucy Simons@LucySimons_·
Still pinching myself that I get to commentate on matches of the quality that I did last night @CATCHProWres
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Simon Andrew
Simon Andrew@SimonAndrewx·
Change and myself aren't friends but i do wish @adampacitti all the best moving on from Cultaholic. The Doki Doki Lit Club, calling Spyro a c*nt and the "horrible old wheelchair bound bitch" of Res Evil will remain funny to me forever. I'm sure you'll be great.
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