Simon Cash

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Simon Cash

@SimonCash_

My humor is extremely dry and sarcastic. I would like to leave you in a place where you can’t tell if it is a joke. I am an unpaid intern until I get monetized.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Kasım 2024

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·23 Kas

Yo. I’m not gonna lie. I just recently joined X. I have been watching shorts on youtube and instagram for the last year. I had no fucking idea that X was such a chill guy

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·29 Haz

@beinlibertarian Welcome to Los Angeles

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Being Libertarian@beinlibertarian·29 Haz

A live look at Democrats leaving the city that just voted to do their democrat shit.

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·29 Haz

@kirawontmiss This is the one thing other countries do better than us tbh

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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·29 Haz

nah tipping culture is getting ridiculous…

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·29 Haz

@SenWarren Medicaid is one of the worst scams in history.

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@SenWarren Let’s say it for what it is. It’s giving power back to the states making it more equitable and equal

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·29 Haz

@MaryTilesTexas Trades income about to sky rocket after all the illegals deported

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Mary Tiles Texas@MaryTilesTexas·29 Haz

I won’t stop preaching “Learn a Trade” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Fox News@FoxNews

WATCH: A new survey shows a narrowing gap as teenagers across America show growing interest in trade schools over traditional college degrees. Do you think this trend will be short-lived — or one that continues in the years ahead?

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·29 Haz

@lxckiszn Mike Wosowski is how I imagine all of the guys who pay for her OF

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·22 Haz

Hey Chat. Anybody recommend a company that provides nuclear bomb insurance?

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·11 Haz

@akafaceUS Send her to downtown LA

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aka@akafaceUS·11 Haz

If only he knew what it said

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·11 Haz

@GuntherEagleman Only if it was more than $951 of looting

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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·11 Haz

Newsom may say that they will arrest anyone who's guilty of looting and violence, but he fails to mention that these people will be let out the next morning. California is notoriously soft on crime.

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·11 Haz

@beinlibertarian They still doing that?

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Being Libertarian@beinlibertarian·11 Haz

Wait until the LA Olympics

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·11 Haz

@JKash000 So glad to be paying less taxes in LA for all the social programs

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JKash 🍊MAGA Queen@JKash000·11 Haz

More criminals off the streets, thanks ICE!

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement@ICEgov

📷More illegal alien arrests in LA today.

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·11 Haz

@FoxNews I am currently living in LA. I can confirm that it is indeed a peaceful protest. The city is in pieces.

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Fetterman emerges as Dems’ ‘voice of reason’ as LA burns, conservatives say foxnews.com/politics/fette…

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·6 Haz

@ElonMuskAOC except in China

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Not Elon Musk@ElonMuskAOC·6 Haz

X is the world's group chat

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·6 Haz

@Dexerto Can’t do more brain damage if the brain is already damaged

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Dexerto@Dexerto·6 Haz

IShowSpeed appeared to have minor injuries as a result of leaping face-first into his desk dexerto.com/youtube/ishows…

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Dexerto@Dexerto·6 Haz

IShowSpeed hit 40 million subs on YouTube He got so excited that he swan dived into his PC and knocked his entire setup down

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Simon Cash@SimonCash_·6 Haz

Spirit Airlines Emergency exit seating qualifications: A passenger seated in an exit seat must have the capacity to perform the applicable functions without assistance. Emergency Aisle is Completely Empty Spirit: You need to pay to sit there.