Simon D Gardner

Wonderful @flixbus from Riga - Tallinn with no working toilets and nothing announced if we're gonna make a toilet stop... 2hours between each stop joys!

@vageeeel @ceskedrahy_ Excellent, thanks for this

‼️ V Německu dojde k další stávce na železnici. Odborový svaz strojvedoucích (GDL) vyhlásil další stávku, která bude začínat 7. března, ve 2:00 hod. a končit 8. března ve 13:00 hod. Opatření připravujeme se zahraničními partnery, přesné informace budou dostupné na webu cd.cz/jizdni-rad/ome… a v aplikaci #MujVlak. Prosíme cestující, aby sledovali aktuální informace a plánovali své cesty s přihlédnutím k těmto změnám. #stavka

@DB_Bahn Hallo, ich habe am Mittwoch einen Zug ab Karlsruhe mit meinem Fahrrad gebucht, leider habe ich mir die Schulter ausgekugelt und kann nichts heben, gibt es ein paar Möglichkeiten, dass das Zug- oder Bahnhofspersonal dann helfen kann?

@ridewithdance if we rent one of the emopeds, is more than one person allowed to drive it? (Just the two of us in one household?)

@WorldBollard 😂😂😂

@SimonDGardner They’re cones. Don’t disturb us again. #WorldBollardAssociation

Check out these tall lads @WorldBollard

My apologies for my last cone based post @WorldBollard , would these painted bollards in Hermanus, South Africa make up for it? (Tho you guys need to work on your cone inclusivity)

@carlroberts_ @bookingcom Had the same, couldn't understand a word hardly, had to ring twice. 90% of the phone call was being on hold

Book flight on @bookingcom, email says booking failed, make alternative plans, then "oh no... it actually worked" and now no refund for a €400 flight.... Maybe I'll just take all the baggage with me. Seriously?? Time to try somewhere else methinks.

Digital attribution is dead! Les Binet tells us why marketers need econometrics in 2023 dlvr.it/Sjsm13

@BrianZisook @urproducer And everyone would go back to downloading illegally because the knock on effect of this would be horrendous to music consumers. How many times do you listen to your favourite album? How much did you pay for it? What if you had to pay $1 everytime you wanted to listen to a track?

@urproducer Then they would go out of business lol

What if spotify paid $1 a stream?

Boomerang service? Rebound Service? etc etc... There's a good joke in here somewhere

@berlinairport Mate, I live here, constantly have to deal with this airport,

@SimonDGardner Take care, stay safe and try to enjoy the rest of your stay. All the best, Chris (BER Airport)

Now let's see how long it takes to get our luggage, currently guessing 2-3 hours. @berlinairport is a joke

@berlinairport Hope you enjoy your evening Chris. I really like that @berlinairport is doing its bit to reduce climate change by making the flying experience so hateful. Honestly I really detest having to fly from this joke of an airport

@SimonDGardner Well, LGW is on the belt, have a great evening. Chris

@berlinairport I don't want to talk, I want my case and to go home... Our flight was already delayed into Gatwick due to baggage problems Then delayed when we landed because there was no one to operate the jet bridge Now delayed to get a case. Honestly. Shitshow

@SimonDGardner Hi Simon, if you'd like to talk I'm sitting right next to the exit with dark blue jumper and jeans. Best Chris (BER Airport)

@berlinairport I honestly don't care about your processes. Other airports manage it, sort your shit and your partner's out, I didn't choose the airport based on whether swissport deals with the luggage... So what's the next excuse?

@SimonDGardner Hi Simon, also the bags are handled by Easyjets partner Swissport, so yes, it will probably take a moment. Which flight are you talking about? Best Chris

Ah yeah, great to see @berlinairport really living up to the whole shitshow experience... Also waiting on our easyJet flight for someone to drive the jetbridge. Honestly, I reckon a drink toddler could do a better job of running this airport